The anology of the Herbivores and the Carnivores

mopaul

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Wed Apr-28-04 09:58 AM
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The anology of the Herbivores and the Carnivores

there's only a tiny handful of assholes fucking things all up for the whole world, yet we continue to graze, stupidly, while lions run the whole show, and feed off of us.

yet, all we herbivores have to do is stomp them all to death with our huge numbers. why didn't we grazers ever think of that?

just a stupid visualization of what needs to happen. we have the right to remove assholes from our government, especially when they are setting off world wars with wild abandon.

we need to storm OUR white house in huge numbers, physically remove the infection, and let our nation heal from the cancer of the bush catastrophe.

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salinen

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Wed Apr-28-04 09:59 AM
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My hoofs are ready!

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jean

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Wed Apr-28-04 09:59 AM
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1. I think of them more as jackals. Lions have a regal status.

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truthspeaker

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Wed Apr-28-04 10:02 AM
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3. that's part of the lions' con

"Look how pretty and graceful they are! They couldn't possibly be violent scavengers who let other predators do the work and then bully their way in and take most of the food!"

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mopaul

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Wed Apr-28-04 10:04 AM
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5. and don't forget the vultures

haliburton kellog brown and root

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jean

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Wed Apr-28-04 10:25 AM
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7. haha - actually the king of the jungle lolls around sleeping while the

lionesses do all the work, but who's keeping track? If the admin must be lions, they'd all look like Scar from Lion King.

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truthspeaker

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Wed Apr-28-04 10:00 AM
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2. The carnivores have managed to convince many of the herbivores

that the carnivores have their best interests at heart.

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mopaul

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Wed Apr-28-04 10:03 AM
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4. the zebras get it, but the wildebeasts are clueless

wildebeasts are hardheaded, always follow the herd, straight into the croc's mouth, some zebras too.

right now, all the grazers are fat and happy in the sweet grass.
but the fatter we grow, the fatter the jackals and leopards grow.

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jean

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Wed Apr-28-04 10:18 AM
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6. "A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves" Edward R Murrow - -

Here's the next iteration of that wise statement - song lyrics and a button - not sure if Mr. Murrow would approve:

http://zena.secureforum.com/interactive/creative/lyrics_display_frame.cfm?itemID=5194&displayType=song

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