Struck a Wingnut Nerve over Governor Goodhair

Usually this wingnut radio talkshow host maintains his cool in sparring with me via e-mail, but lookee:

*********First I sent him this::

Why do ijjit wingnuts look alike?---------->


*************Then today he was interviewing TX Governor Goodhair by phone, and I sent him this:

Chicken! Betcha you won't ask him whether he's Gay. The unsworn interview ain't over yet, but --------CHICKEN!

***************He responded, testily:

"He is not Gay. And I wish I had a full head of hair without a bald spot on top."

**********Then he further replied:

"Milosavic (sp) is a Communist not a conservative."

********To which I responded,

Well, O'REILLY also claims to be an Independent, not a wingnut, but the ONLY "Lib" (non-risk) positions he claims for himself are that he's (supposedly) pro-environment and against the death penalty.

As for MILOSEVIC, there is that place where the Far Left and the Far Right MEET, and that's where all of these jerks reside as far as I'm concerned.

You sound testy. Your belief in Governor Goodhair is based on what?---that he SAYS he's a red-blooded hetero? By the bye, you DID know that he was originally a Dem? Wonder what profound motive made him switch-------could it be---SATAN???? (Probably just GREED.)

**********Bwahaha. Or am I being too alienating. Neh.

sounds quite entertaining.

Gov. Goodhair is cute as heck. Plus, there's something about him that activates my gaydar. Maybe we could work out a swap...send homely old Hayley Barbour and let Perry come over here and run Mississippi. Should be a piece of cake after Texas! ;-)

He is kinda cute and my gaydar goes off every time I see him. And I HATE the bastard!

But so it goes....

Khash.

The radio dude asked GOODHAIR, "My staff wants me to ask you one question: What did you ever DO to Carole (McCLELLAN) STRAYHORN?" GOODHAIR just laughed and laughed. Later a Dem state Representative was on and said, "We Dems have just stood by, like, we didn't have do DO anything, just watch these two go at each other like the WWF."

It comes down to Ms STRAYHORN is running against GOODHAIR. It is thought she might add to her surnames (KEETON-McCLELLAN-RYLANDER-STRAYHORN) to appeal to the Hispanic vote by adding MARTINEZ-LOPEZ-BUSTAMANTE.

Scotty's parents:



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http://www.barrmcclellan.com/

http://newyorker.com/talk/content/?030922ta_talk_mayer
.... Like most families, McClellan’s has its glories and its embarrassments. His mother, Carole Keeton Strayhorn, who is divorced from his father, is a colorful and powerful political figure in Texas, where she serves as the state’s comptroller. Before that, she was the mayor of Austin. Her longtime political alliance with the Bushes undoubtedly helped her son land a job as the spokesman for George W. when he was governor of Texas. McClellan’s brother Mark is the commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration, in Washington. McClellan’s father, Barr, a writer and business consultant now living in Gulfport, Mississippi, also has an abiding interest in Texas politics, as well as a flair for producing mystery dramas at local theatres. Now the senior McClellan appears to have combined these talents by writing an ostensibly nonfiction book titled “Blood, Money & Power: How L.B.J. Killed J.F.K.,” which will be published later this month. ....

http://aprendizdetodo.com/chuckles/?item=20030202

Dean Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn Blvd.
Now that Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn has remarried (again), do you suppose they'll rename 26th Street to match?



.... technically the street is named after her father, former Dean of the UT Law School. But I've always figured it was really named in tribute to Carole K.M.R.S. and if she weren't a powerful politician, UT and the city could've found somebody else to name it after.

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