Ugh.... more idiotic freepspam on local ISP message board.

TheMightyFavog

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Sun May-02-04 01:37 AM
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Ugh.... more idiotic freepspam on local ISP message board.

2004 DNC Convention Official Program.

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Award for 45,000,000th Abortion Recipient.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Group Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission * (Porn showing in Larry Flynt's Hospitality Suite)

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeeahhhhhhhhh!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Collection for condoms for "Welcome to Public School Kits".
11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of democratic candidate
12:30am - FREE WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE !!!

Be sure to visit our exhibit booths and patronize our sponsors

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FEMINISTS FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS
NAACP
STUDENTS FOR A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY (SDS)
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Ok, we need to make up one for the upcoming RNC...

Hmm...
Opening Ceremony: Raise Confederate Flage and the playing of Free Bird
Herr Ashcroft singt.
Collection plate passed arund coutresy of the Southern Baptist Coalition....
Delegates play Torture the Iraqi POW...
Bathroom break, wth copies of the Bill of Rights as serving as toilet paper.....

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Must_B_Free

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Sun May-02-04 01:38 AM
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1. ahhh... The wailing and gnashing of teeth

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Speck Tater

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Sun May-02-04 01:41 AM
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2. So where's the agenda for the Repug convention?

Time to fight fire with fire. What sort of items would be on the Repug/Nazi rally agenda? Any ideas?

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TheMightyFavog

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Sun May-02-04 01:43 AM
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3. more Ideas...

Witch burning
Free cigarette givaway courtesy of the tibacco industry...

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Archae

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Sun May-02-04 01:47 AM
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4. RNC convention program here...

Not really, I saw this on another message board, and took some nazi references out.

2004 RNC Convention Official Program

6:00pm - Pop-Tarts and prayers with Pat Robertson
6:10pm - Wet Bar opens
6:30pm - Sean Hannity speech on how liberalism leads to cancer
6:40pm - Lessons on blaming liberals for everything
7:00pm - Tribute theme to Saudi Arabia
7:10pm - Collect offerings for Linda Tripp Plastic Surgery Fund
7:25pm - Tribute to "Red Dawn," "Amerika," and Rambo 2 and 3
7:45pm - Pro-war rally (Led by Ann Coulter)
8:25pm - Limbaugh offers tips on chopping and snorting OxyContin
8:30pm - Gay bashing worksop
9:00pm - Marriage ceremony (Newt Gingrich marries Rush Limbaugh)

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Posting the "Mission Accomplished" Banner by Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter
10:10pm - Re-enactment of Bush's college days projectile vomiting
10:20pm - Cameo by Michael Savage berating "turd world" people
10:30pm - Crucifixion demonstration
10:40pm - Ashcroft sings "One toke over the line, Sweet Jesus"
10:50pm - Book burning
11:15pm - Maximizing Corporate Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - Knee-jerk response practice
12:00am - Deification of George W Bush ceremony complete with animal sacrifice and blood drinking

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MAlibdem

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Sun May-02-04 10:30 AM
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10. How about Rush dispensing free pills?

As they have Kenneddy proposing toast after toast, why not Rush handing out pill after pill?

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drfemoe

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Sun May-02-04 01:50 AM
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5. Pretzel eating contest

Workshops:

How to Scrub Your State's Voter Roles

Democracy at the Point of an Abrams Tank

Make Your Friends Pay for All Your Crimes

Facial Expressions to Show Scorn

Speak for One Hour Without Saying One Worthwhile Thing

Fashion Accessories when Draped in the Flag

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JaySherman

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Sun May-02-04 02:34 AM
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6. 2004 RNC Convention Official Program.

Edited on Sun May-02-04 03:03 AM by JaySherman

6:00pm � Opening 2-minute hate.
6:30pm � Pro-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm � George W Bush proposes a toast.
7:00pm � Say �no� to drugs seminar (co-hosted by Rush Limbaugh and George Bush)
7:10pm � Collect offerings for Rush Limbaugh legal defense fund.
7:25pm � Collect offerings for Bush campaign war chest ($1000 minimum donation).
7:40pm � Award for largest campaign donor (repeal environmental regulation of your choice).
7:45pm � Pro-war rally no. 2 (Moderated by Dick Cheney).
8:25pm � George W Bush proposes a toast.
8:30pm � Saudi appeasement workshop.
9:00pm � Group gay bashing.
9:25pm � Bush proposes a toast.

9:30pm � * Intermission * (Triumph of the Will showing)

10:00pm � 2-minute hate no. 2 (special guest Bill O�Reilly).
10:05pm � Bush proposes a toast
10:15pm � Re-enactment of W�s fake aircraft carrier landing.
10:30pm � Cameo by Ronnie Reagan 'Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz�'
10:35pm � 2-minute hate no. 3 (co-hosted by Hannity and Ann Coulter).
10:40pm � Bush proposes a toast.
10:50pm � Pledge of allegiance to Halliburton.
11:00pm � Collection of crosses for "Welcome to Public School Kits".
11:15pm � Exploiting Social Security workshop.
11:30pm � 'Kill Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm � Bush proposes a toast.
12:00am � Crowning of Emporer Bush
12:05am � Bush proposes a toast.
12:10am � 2-minute hate no. 4 (hosted by John Ashcroft).
12:15pm - Bush proposes a toast.
12:30am � FREE TAX CUTS FOR EVERYONE !!! (except you, loser)

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MAlibdem

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Sun May-02-04 10:32 AM
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11. you're forgetting

brought to you by Fox News & Rupert Murdoch

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jmowreader

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Sun May-02-04 11:26 AM
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12. I count eight toasts. Can that be right?

It seems low to me...by at least half.

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Lefty48197

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Sun May-02-04 09:25 AM
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7. Prayer led by Randall Terry

Speeches on family values by Ted Nugent, Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay and the rest...

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KharmaTrain

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Sun May-02-04 09:37 AM
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8. Just Find The Real Programs From The Last 6 GOOP Conventions...

As Bill Mahrer said at the 2000 Convention...the last time I saw this many white people watching black people, they were being auctioned.

Hell, you've got Pat Robertsons benedictions, Phylis Shafly doing her Minnie Pearle, Richard Perle doing his Phyllis Shafly, Alan Keyes being ignored (Republican Black Caucus gets larger phone booth to meet in this year), Log Cabin Republicans (theme: burning down the house), Freepers (gotta let the guy in the Moran T-shirt give the opening remarks one night), Tom DeLay's off-shore casino boats, The many Pioneer parties ($200 grand gets you on "the list"), Ann Coulter's most sexy blonde bimbo Repugnican talking heads giving head (Ingraham is the standby), the PNAC "Century Of Progress" exhibit sponsored by Haliburton and Bechtel. Yep, we could come up with quite an agenda.

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TheMightyFavog

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Sun May-02-04 10:20 AM
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9. Funny first reply on the mesage boeard to archae's work....

From some guy named Truth Patrol...

What a gross, hateful & vile distortion of the truth. I happen to know for a fact, that Pat Robertson is partial to ding-dongs!

--Truth patrol

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