If, IF as a DU'er you attended an "ask W" event, and a reporter

Failure

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Tue May-04-04 10:09 AM
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If, IF as a DU'er you attended an "ask W" event, and a reporter

asked you what you would ask shrub, given the chance, what would you ask?

Me, I'd do a "fill in the blank question"

example, "Jesus was the Prince of______"

a. Murika
b. War
c. Peace
d. Uh...um...uh, freedom (C)

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Penndems

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Tue May-04-04 10:14 AM
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1. Here goes

Edited on Tue May-04-04 10:15 AM by Penndems

"What, if anything, have you done to help create or keep jobs in this country?"

Answer: Nothing.

(edit for punctuation)

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Failure

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Tue May-04-04 10:16 AM
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7. We're making progress, and the best way to continue that

progress, is to make the tax cuts permanent*...That's probably what he'd say...

Failure.

*That's what he would say, not me..

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Penndems

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Tue May-04-04 10:21 AM
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15. My response to The Village Idiot would be

"Your fatcat GOP buddies and campaign contributors who are taking their companies off-shore or outsourcing jobs aren't the ones doing the creating. Those tax cuts should've gone to the middle class, who have the purchasing power that stimulates demand for goods and services that creates the jobs."

How's that? :)

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Failure

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Tue May-04-04 11:38 AM
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19. perfect. nt

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havocmom

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Tue May-04-04 10:14 AM
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2. Probably ask "Who's yer daddy?" cuz it would be the one thing he

couldn't lie about. Watching him NOT lie would be a nice change. He might go purple in the face and faint if he told the truth.

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dedhed

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Tue May-04-04 10:14 AM
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3. Mr. President, do you know what...

Edited on Tue May-04-04 10:15 AM by dedhed

A "Likud" is...

a. A spice; similar to parsley
b. A member of the Right-Wing Isreali Parliament
c. A member of the werewolf clan featured in the movie "Underworld"
d. None of the above

:bounce:

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noonwitch

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Tue May-04-04 10:14 AM
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4. Did you hear a voice when God told you to invade Iraq?

Do you hear God's voice on a regular basis? Have you ever been diagnosed with schizophrenia?

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Touchdown

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Tue May-04-04 11:34 AM
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18. LOL! Follow up question Mr. Resident

Edited on Tue May-04-04 11:34 AM by Touchdown

Did his voice sound like Elvis?

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LynzM

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Tue May-04-04 10:14 AM
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5. Maybe I'd ask

"Could you please explain to us the real reason you took us to war in Iraq? First it was WMD's (against the evidence), then it was to take Hussein out of power, and now it's freedom for the Iraqi people, but our occupation doesn't really make them more 'free.' And what exactly is the plan for bringing peace and stability to the area, and a government run by the Iraqi people?"

Course, there are about 7 zillion others, but that's the one that might grab media attention long enough to get covered.

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Failure

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Tue May-04-04 10:17 AM
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9. His head would start smoking, and then just blow up....eom

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SaveElmer

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Tue May-04-04 10:16 AM
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6. I'd as if he believes all non-christians

Are going to hell, as his conservative christian supporters believe.

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seabeyond

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Tue May-04-04 10:16 AM
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8. you've lied thru out your time as president

how does that jive with you claim of christianity and being reborn. how does your greed fit into your religion. is fascism you intent because that is what you are creating.

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Feanorcurufinwe

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Tue May-04-04 10:17 AM
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10. You once said,

that Jesus was your favorite political philosopher. As regards the situation in Iraq, 'What would Jesus do?'

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jeanmarc

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Tue May-04-04 10:18 AM
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11. My question would simply be....

Are you a fucking moron? Yes or No? And I have a follow up question after his answer.

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napi21

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Tue May-04-04 10:18 AM
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12. Why, as a re-born Christian, are you :

for war?
againse helping the poor?
so secretive?
so vindictive against anyone who doesn't agree with you?

Ohhh, I could come up with a LOT of questions!

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tandot

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Tue May-04-04 10:19 AM
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13. Q: Who would Jesus vote for?

someone who lies, supports outsourcing, starts senseless wars, gives tax breaks to his rich buddies, is for big Government and huge deficits, and destroys the environment.

or

or someone who is against deficits and against outsourcing, for health care, for tax-breaks for the middle-class and poor, pro-evironment...

What a tough question

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proud patriot

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Tue May-04-04 10:21 AM
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14. I would ask for an interpretation of Article 2 of the Constitution

or

I'd ask this , "Have you ever Read the Constitution?"

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Kazak

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Tue May-04-04 10:54 AM
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16. Mr. President*,...

The 2000 election was a debacle and has cast a shadow of doubt around your entire presidency, what measures will you take to insure that America will be holding a fair and legitimate election this November?

I'd love to see Bush* stumble around that question. :evilgrin:

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Dinger

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Tue May-04-04 11:01 AM
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17. What EXACTLY was your relationship with Margie Schoedinger,

Edited on Tue May-04-04 11:02 AM by Dinger

the woman filed a lawsuit against you, alleging that you raped her?

Did you have anything to do with her MURDER in September 2003?

A lot of people blow this story off. I don't. This one is too hot to handle for most.

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