Bush Joke

While knocking back a couple rounds of vodka martinis at their nearby tavern, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are talking about their new Iraqi oil investments. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who until a second ago was eating a sandwich, begins to choke.

After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

George W. Bush looks at her, then inquires, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman, now turning a vibrant teal blue, shakes her head no.

George W. Bush walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again George W. Bush walks slowly back to the table where Dick Cheney is seated.

"Ya know Dick," says the President of the United States, "I'd heerd of that 'Hind Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

But shouldn't this be in the Lounge...