Imagine...

Imagine Ann Coulter saying anything humane.
Imagine Tweety saying anything coherent.
Imagine Dan Rather saying anything from the heart.
Imagine Donna Brazille saying anything to remove suspicion that she is a mole.
Imagine Gloria Borger criticizing Bush.
Imagine Paula Zahn complementing any Democrat.
Imagine Tim Russert saying anything without considering his contract.
Imagine Kudlow and Cramer saying anything analytically honest.
Imagine Limbaugh tying all the facts together.
Imagine Tom Brokaw saying invading Iraq is the wrong thing to do.

You can't. That's why Al Gore is not the President today.

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky

Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no country
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
living life in peace

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live as one