What scene in ER last night will get fined

Okay there were so many scenes in last nights ER that need to be fined by the FCC for not complying with the new Bush administration WE LOVE CENSORSHIP POLICY:

1) First scene where 3 graduating doctors say in "Wanker, Jerk, Dick" Can you say Dick on TV when not refering to the VP?

2) Old naked man is running around the hospital. I saw his ass and it was more terrible than a jackson nipple will ever be (excluding Michael of course)

3) Carter talking to his g/f about baby names. "What about George?" He says. "That is the name of the pResiding president!" she replies. "No name is perfect." he replies. What--he INSULTED the president? How dare he?

4) At the graduation ceremony, someone refers to the guest speaker. "You just missed Molly Ivins". This is definitely the worst of the 4 actions--promoting a liberal texan (is that an oxymoron)?

I'm pretty certain NBC will be seeing some stiff penalties for these acts. As a loyal unracist, patriotic american, I know I can't watch that show again.

*now turning the sarcasm off*

* ain't Texan and he has no right to stand on the shoulders of great Texans like the Fergusons, Sam Rayburn, John Henry Faulks and so on. We got Hightower, and Ivins and scads of others. It these carpetbagger conservatives who could make it at home and came down here to ruin Texas for us. The same is true - like were do you think Newt (the grinch who stole the Constitution) is from, Georgia? I think not. Now Delay, I don't know - he might be Texam but I think all those toxic chemicals he used to spray have replaced his blood. I think Tom is a walking talking Loooovvvvve canal.

:P

Alex prescribed the Morning After pill for her step-daughter, then gave her 3 months of birth control. Without her mother's permission.

Gasp!

I caught all those other moments as well, and was especially pleased to hear the Molly Ivins reference. Civil disobedience, my friends. I love it!

RV

Damn! How did I do that? I must have been busy writing letters to my congress people, demanding this horrid acts of indency stop!

*sigh* 10 o'clock is not what it used to be.

Man, I despise her.