The terraists hate freedom so they decapitate innocent Amuricans.
And they just happen to cover themselves from head to toe.
Ant they just happen to wrap towels
over their ski masks like they wanted to be hired as extras for
The Return of the Mummy.
And they just happen to have a US-issued orange jumpsuit on hand for their prisoner.
And they just happen to pick up the most innocent, non-military, non-defense contractor guy they can find -- a guy who had just been detained in US prison for two weeks and who was released only after his parents filed suit.
And they just happen to film his execution using the most out of focus and blurry video camera imaginable.
And they just happen to use the newest Microsoft WMV codecs for their video.
And they just happen to
release this video on their website (play that over in your head a few times) and then they just happen to get all the major news outlets to release it as legitimate "breaking news" before any Western intelligence can confirm it as such.
And this video release just happens to serve as the most potent possible counter-propaganda to the video images of US-run prison abuse at the best possible time for Bush apologists.
Just look at the picture and try not to be such Gomers about it: