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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:07 AM
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Terror Attack Imminent!....QUICK!...Ban Gay Marriage!
Edited on Tue May-18-04 11:09 AM by mopaul
two headlines that stuck out in my readings this morning. u.s. officials guarantee there will be another terror attack before the election. they even claim to know where, and why should i doubt them? so what does bush do? proclaims that gay marriage in massachussets is an urgent matter, and an immediate ammendment to the constitution is needed post haste.

sometimes i have to pinch myself to make sure i'm not in some fever dream.

...........(OW!)..................
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PaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:12 AM
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1. If they know where..
why aren't they alerting the people or trying to stop it? Guess they're determined to get the people again!
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:14 AM
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2. i noticed today
a definite increase of terror in my life because of the gay marriages in Massachusetts.i`m really scared that "they" will knock on my door and make my marriage gay..those gay terrorists they have to be stopped....
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:16 AM
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3. here too, marauding bands of gay activists, stealing kids
i'm goin' down fightin'
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snippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:21 AM
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4. I have been using duct tape to prevent gay marriage in my house.
It seems to be working well, just like the Department of Homeland Security said it would.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:23 AM
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5. yes, duct tape makes an excellent condom
although there is a slight loss of sensation.

i have gaydar installed in my security system, and if a gay comes within a quarter mile, judy garland starts singin' somewhere over the rainbow over the sound system and they know their time is up.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:26 AM
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6. Will Bush go looking for Weapons of Ass Destruction?
My apologies to Jay Leno, who told a similar joke.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:27 AM
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7. Question?
If they claim to know where and when, what are they doing to prevent it and why don't they tell us so that we can be prepared? They must think all of us are really stupid.

GET OFF YOUR ASS ASHCROFT AND PREVENT THESE ATTACKS IF YOU KNOW THEY ARE IMMINENT!
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:29 AM
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8. they say they have a working plan for an attack on d.c.
i'll try to find the link
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:31 AM
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10. it was discussed here earlier....here's the thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1620012
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:39 AM
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12. Good thread. Another question?
Could their strategery be to make sure they are in Crawford or Camp David or Cheney's bunker when the strike is supposed to happen. So they will offer up the sacrificial lambs in Washington, D. C. with nothing in place to prevent it happening, except making sure it doesn't happen to them. Wasn't this the strategery for 9-11?

I hope I'm wrong.
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Trillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:29 AM
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9. LOL. Yes, that seems to accurately summarize the
propaganda department methodology.

Are they just getting more repetitious, the results being so much more obvious, or . . . is it something else?
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 11:32 AM
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11. My guess: it will be at a gay wedding in Massachusetts.
That or at an abortion clinic.
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