DUMBASS REPUBLICAN congressman announces wmd have been found

JI7

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Thu May-20-04 10:44 AM
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DUMBASS REPUBLICAN congressman announces wmd have been found

is anyone watching congressional session some fool named mike pence i believe announced that wmd have been found in his one minute speech.

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CulturalNomad

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Thu May-20-04 10:46 AM
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1. that will justify the prison abuse I take it

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neuvocat

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Thu May-20-04 10:51 AM
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2. Let's guess: their in his pants right?

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lovedems

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Thu May-20-04 10:52 AM
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3. I am sure they will praise the intelligence gathering (abuse)

it will be justified because they found WMD's and blew up a wedding party.

That sure is some great effing intelligence.

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writekid

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Thu May-20-04 10:53 AM
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4. wrong wmd

actually he announced that he wanted to setup a commission to investigate whether or not the right contestant had been kicked of american idol. he said "wmd" by mistake

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Shopaholic

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Thu May-20-04 10:55 AM
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5. He's sure they're there

because Rumsfeld dropped them off just the other day!

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powergirl

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Thu May-20-04 10:55 AM
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6. I GUESS EL PRESIDENTE WAS BUSY

and couldn't make this earth shattering announcement himself. If they found WMD's, all programming on television would be interrupted. :silly:

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reprobate

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Thu May-20-04 11:00 AM
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7. He misspoke. He meant to say WMA.

Weapons of minimum annoyance.

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KoKo

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Thu May-20-04 11:02 AM
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8. I saw him on C-Span yesterday saying that! He's back at it again, today?

Do they allow them to get up and say the same thing day after day in the one minute speeches?

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JI7

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Thu May-20-04 11:09 AM
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9. was it the same congressman ?

mike pence (sp?) ?

and yeah, as long as what they say is within the rules they are allowed to repeat the same crap every day if they want. this was part of the one minute speeches where they give 1 minute to some congressmembers to talk about whatever they want.

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galadrium

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Thu May-20-04 11:16 AM
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10. Are they talking about that shell they found?

Edited on Thu May-20-04 11:16 AM by galadrium

Not quite WMD.

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zbdent

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Thu May-20-04 12:29 PM
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11. Jeez, you'd think that, if they had the chemicals for mixing ricin

that whoever gave them the chems would give them the instructions on how to use it.

Wasn't it that the casing had the chems, and it was used as an IED?

Something about how, once fired, the chems were mixed on the way to the target.

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