Stop me if you've heard this one before ...

George Bush goes to a grade school for a photo op. After his talk, the President graciously offers to stay and answer a few questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and George asks him what his name is. The kid replies, "Billy."

The President asks, "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions, Mr. President. First, why did you just sit in that classroom when you knew the US was under attack on 9/11? Second, what is the history of your family's relationship with the Bin Laden family? And third, where is Osama Bin Laden, anyway?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right -- question time. So who has a question?"

This time, a little girl puts up her hand. George points her out and asks what her name is. She says, "Jenny."

The President asks, "And what is your question, Jenny?"

"I have 5 questions, Mr. President. First, why did you just sit in that classroom when you knew the US was under attack on 9/11? Second, what is the history of your family's relationship with the Bin Laden family? Third, where is Osama Bin Laden, anyway? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

but you wouldn't be stopped

;-)

:toast:

Dyllan said that the other day at my school..... I'll have to tell this to 'im.

I hadn't heard this one before. Thanks.

Peace