New Campaign Commercial

OK, Here's the script for a new campaign commercial that someone should make... :)

Bush is driving (sailing?) a pontoon boat shaped like America down a river with his cabinet and comes to a fork in the river.

"Which way should we go?"

most of his cabinet is watching TV or something and say "Right" Powell is paying attention and points left..

"OK, we're going right" - Bush
"no, we have to go left" - Powell
"I already know your opinion" - Bush

The river keeps getting more and more choppy, people from the side of the river are yelling "turn around!!" Bush says "no, we're going this way, this will get us where we want to go"

a newspaper headline flashes on the screen "Wrong fork, turn around!" Bush throws it into the river and says "Bah, liberal slant"

the river banks are getting more foreboding (less trees, more rocks). Whenever someone says "We should go the other way" he gets pushed off the boat.

(can you see where this is going?)

pan back.. NIAGARA FALLS!