Hey media whores: thought about going to school after Kerry's election?

You must realize by now that you will need to go back to school because neocon jobs will be hard to find. I'm sure you've finally come to the realization that you have just been feeding viewers Rovian lies and misrepresentations over these last 40 months or so.

Of course, you were all too naive to realize it. Without a grounding in American and World history, and having been born after Viet Nam, how could you know that you were just spouting the propaganda given to you by your corporate masters?

You made a good living. But now you know your days are numbered. You hear it in the furtive conversations around the office: Bush is an impostor, a dry-drunk, Ashcroft terror alerts are bogus, casualties are far worse than you have reported, sexual perversions and torture are commonplace in Iraq, Cheney is totally corrupt, the Bush family has been robbing the American taxpayers blind for 70 years...and on and on.

You women looked great on TV. Maybe some modeling contracts are awaiting you. We loved your thick juicy lips, your long legs, your coquettish smile.

As for the men among you, we admired your ability to drown out the liberals, as well as your unique talent in promoting Bush's Oil Wars and shocking and aweing us in living and dying color. You can always get some work as a football or hockey commentator. Or report the weekly race-car events. Maybe radio jobs will still be open. Imus won't be around forever; neither will Rush.

You can even join the Kerry peace corp as a sort of mea culpa.

But you might as well face it. The pay was great, but like Dorian Gray your image degrades every time you look in the mirror. It's almost enough to make us feel sorry for you. Whether very naive or very corrupt, you will be gone like Bush soon enough.

It's still remains to be seen if your soul can still be salvaged, knowing that you helped the most evil government in US history lead our nation down the path of universal condemnation and disgrace.

You have been the frontliners for this Fascist maladministration.

Go back to school and study the democratic ideals of our founding fathers. You would be amazed.

Better get your well-groomed asses out on a street corner and start flagging down Bond Daddies in they Benzes before your pretty faces go to hell. Time to wrap them lyin' lips around somethin' real, boys and girls. SWEAT for that twenty bucks and don't forget the Tic Tacs!

Y'all all gonna need a new Pimp right quick, Word.

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dbt

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