BREAKING: Giovanni Adds Matt Lauer to List of People Who Can Suck His Nuts

GiovanniC

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Fri Jun-18-04 07:36 PM
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BREAKING: Giovanni Adds Matt Lauer to List of People Who Can Suck His Nuts

This just in: During an "interview" with Michael Moore, Matt Lauer was added to Giovanni's list of "People Who Can (Figuratively) Suck My Nuts".

"Interview" was placed in quotation marks because typically interviews involve asking questions. However, Matt Lauer is basically just telling Michael Moore that he is a partisan bastard that just wants to destroy the Bush presidency even though Bush is a brave and courageous leader.

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Racenut20

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Fri Jun-18-04 07:39 PM
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1. I used to watch NBC's morning show

Until Matt Lauer started kissing Arnolds ass during the recall.

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number6

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Fri Jun-18-04 07:42 PM
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2. yes Matt Lauer does Suck

eom :smoke:

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AbbeyRoad

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Fri Jun-18-04 07:48 PM
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3. hmm...what a coincidence

In a related story: Matt Lauer was just added to AbbeyRoad's list of people she'd like to see stranded in Antartica dressed only in a loincloth, his only possession a can of Sierra Mist(shockingly refreshing).

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GiovanniC

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Fri Jun-18-04 07:57 PM
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4. Yeah, It's Kinda Like That

n/t

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Bluebear

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Fri Jun-18-04 08:06 PM
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5. I'll sign on.

Best Moore retort: (something like) "I've been sitting here for the past 20 minutes thinking 'boy, if you journalists had asked some tough questions of Bush leading up to war we may not be at war now."

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Loki

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Fri Jun-18-04 08:22 PM
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6. Where in the world is Matt Lauer?

I see Matt in Baghdad, riding around in a unprotected hummer without personal body armor. You are so gung ho Matt, cheerleader for war and death, why aren't you there? And you have the gall to ask whether the news people and journalists have blood on their hands regarding this war, you are a whore if you have to ask that fucking question.

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