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donhakman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-19-04 03:10 PM Original message |
Shorties but cuties :-) |
Some short ditties I wrote awhile ago.
The snake is not a symbol of the devil. It is a symbol of wisdom and immortality (shedding its skin to be born anew). Lotsa folks confuse the snake symbology with the devil in the Christian version of the Garden of Eden story. updated version: God: "Who is partaking of the university knowledge to manipulate the human genome and all manner of plants and animals unto an abomination as well as bio engineering weapons of mass destruction?" Adamski: " Uhhh she did..." Eva: " ummmm Snake did". snake (lawyer): "hmmmph god damn buck passers jeeez", God: " OK everyone out of the gene pool". Airplanes and buildings and girls with explosives Bull dozers dozing old houses with roses Bethlehem burning as fire rains down Peace loving people now litter the ground When the bus blows when free speech goes and peace is hard to find these are a few of the hideous things when hatred of men is blind. Katherin Harris tongue twister -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The bitch got an itch to switch the election This witch with her pitch still got no affection This fish accomplished with lots of pretention what lawyers could not as they fought the extentions. A twitch thats bewitched with thick stitched on slick make up. Our ditz Bush still looks better than Katherine's close up. CEO's take the $ and run. Politicians run and take the money. The little man who works for the $ has all his $ taken. In God they trust and banks they bust the Penn and Tellers helped the sellers. The President urged with depravity to invest in the stock market for your social security to help their own slippery budget. God fearing employees lost more than money. They fell for the oldest game in the book. Emporers of greed in Christian robes were funny. They kept saying Clinton was an immoral crook. In 8 years we almost climbed out of a hole. Now we are twice as deep as we were before. Lieing to you about the BIG things is now the goal. Now you know that you are the corporate whore. Laws are bought with corporate hype. The big dogs honor money. The pious who cheat you of $ and life believe "in God we trust" is funny. It's treason to trade self evident truth for cash. Sadly CEO looters and sleeping non voters feel no shame. The Bill of Rights have turned to ash. while the young die for the patriot game. UNIMPORTANT Tensions were running high when the 10 meter asteroid struck west of Beijing and registered 6 on the Richter scale China armed its nuclear weapons for an enemy yet unknown. They searched for the attacker to no avail The Chinese sent an urgent message to the White House: "Do you know who warranted this attack?" President Bush responded: "make no mistake about it, this is a surprise attack to us, your message is important to us, ahh...That is all. Oh wait, you will get everything the US has to offer in assistance, that is all" Within fifteen minutes China launched with grim intent It was clear to them by our reply: "Make no mistake about it. This is our surprise attack. To us your message is impotent to USA, that is all , oh you wait, you will get everything the the US has to offer, in this instance... THAT IS ALL" Within minutes the staff of the US homeland security was safely deep underground. Think of your fellow man Cut off his thieving hand Put a lil Allah in your heart You see it's getting late Oh please don't hesitate Put a lil Allah in your heart And the world will be a bitter place And the world will be a bitter place For you and me You just wait and see Another day goes by Circumsized children cry Put a lil Allah in you heart If you want the world to know Just let our jihad grow Put a lil Allah in your heart And the world will be a bitter place And the world will be a bitter place For you and me You just wait and see Wait and see Take a good look around And if you're lookin' down Put a lil Allah in your heart I hope when you decide Islam will be your guide Put a lil Allah in your heart And the world will be a bitter place And the world will be a bitter place For you and me You just wait and see Put a lil Allah in your heart ========== I'd like to build the world a mosque And furnish it with faith Bring Africans and Chinamen And every other race That's the call I hear That's the call of Islam That's the call of Iman That's the word of God I'd like to see the world for once Without a single Jew Hear an echo through the hills "Islam Is pure and true” That's the call I hear That's the call of Islam That's the call of Iman That's the word of God I’d like to teach the world the truth And hear them praise their Lord To work and pray all God dam day And earn their just reward That's the call I hear That's the call of Islam That's the call of Iman That's the word of God Not everyone is a poet, artist, writer and musician of great works. IS THAT AS IT SHOULD BE? Not everyone is a merchant of death, soldier or a weapon inventor. THAT IS AS IT SHOULD BE. Not everyone cares our troops don't defend our shores anymore but protect products and multinational corporations that sell them. THAT IS BUT SHOULDN'T BE Not everyone will get a bio nano chip to control pain and continue to fight up to 7 days without sleep under the control of command. IS THAT AS IT SHOULD BE? Not everyone can afford justice like those who make laws to steal. IS THAT AS IT SHOULD BE? Not everyone would kill a man of peace to promote wars for profit. Not everyone can own the media to demonize anyone they please. Not everyone can buy, cheat and steal an election from the people. Not everyone will claim God and patriotism belong to them alone. But a poet, artist, writer and musician, should write what could be. W I T H L I B E R T Y A N D J U S T I C E F O R A L L Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jeb He helped ta throw elections so his bro could get ahead Grandpa made a fortune off the Nazis and was sued but now they make their money offa bubbilin crude. (Oil that is...Iraqi tea...black gold.) The first thang ya know Jeb's dads a millionaire He bought his kids some schoolin but the kids just didn't care The oldest brother Neil ripped off Silverado Bank The middle brother George drank so much that he stank. (booze that is...hooch, with a cocaine chaser.) Ol dad became the president of the United States. The CIA made sure he was the perfect candidate. He had others do his lyin and we had a couple wars. But he lost the next election and he really was sore. (Pissed that is...) Jeb was given Florida, a graduation gift. He was groomed ta be the Prez but there's an unexpected shift. Somehow George did better on the dusty campaign trail. George could not speak clearly so they thought he would fail. (Like in Congress, the oil biz and National Guard.) To win a tough election they all knew just what to do. They changed a lot of ballots of good folks like me and you. No longer a contender poor Jeb took one for the team. Like all the rest of us he really got reamed. (F'd that is...screwed, trapped in the family business of blood money and oil. ) Y'all come back now. You won't believe whats in Washington DC home of the red white and blue There are no angels or devils or liars with shovels its just people like me or you. There are men with agendas like the brothers Menendez with vendettas as dark as a whore. But presented with wealth and luck of good health they are just kids in a candy store. If you had their money dipped in tax honey you'd do the same and more. First thing you need is to satisfy greed Its the power and cash you adore. So you give some to friends who you hope in the end won't try to steal back whats yours. Your friends need their favors in green dollar flavors or armies to capture yet more. Right now they're all spoiled with all of that oil You've seen their glee on TV So lets all take a pause and forgive them because they're not killing you or me yet ............a few of my favorite things.............. Pot makes you choke like a goat on galoshes Cost of the smoke could buy boats for your bosses Go for a drive around paranoid town. These are the highs that will make you feel down. When your lungs ache and you eat cake for a day, or two Then you will know how pot improves your life Like when you have the flu. da dea da dea da dea da dea da dea da da dea da dea da dea da dea da dea da da dea da dea da dea da dea da dea da dea da dea makes you forget the words When the cops come for your freedom and you're thrown in jail Your source for more pot will be better by far as you grow old and pale. ..................................................... In memory of our tin foil wrapped cheese at the airport: What a friend we have in cheeses Chedder munster and Guryere But what a hassle tis to carry past security at US Air. O what peace we often forfeit O what needless pain we bear All because we carried cheeses on board a flight of US Air. We were fondled and then X-rayed Because of troubles in the air The screener had tremendous courage to plunge their hands in underwear. Did we seem a fiend unfaithful who would bomb a plane without a care Jesus is our cheese a weakness in security at US Air. Are we weak from ol bin Laden cumbered with a load of care. The guards ran to seek some refuge from tin wrapped cheese we had to share. Do the guards despise and forsake you? at air ports everywhere They are armed and may likely shoot you if they find some cheese in there. By the time this made the papers the head line was in total error. Bomb found: praise and endless worship for the guards who cut the cheese at US Air. |
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