Ever Notice that Cheney talks out of the side of his mouth?

olddem43

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:22 PM
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Ever Notice that Cheney talks out of the side of his mouth?

Literally and figuratively. How can anyone believe anything he says?

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Bluebear

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:23 PM
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1. Like this?

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SouthALdem

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:18 PM
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15. *applause*

Love it!

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MikeG

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:24 PM
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2. From years of talking to Tim Russert across the table.

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Sabriel

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:28 PM
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3. Which one?

Which one of his two faces are you referring to?

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nuxvomica

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:46 PM
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8. The two Cheneys:

The Cheney we see:

Cheney's evil, calculating right side:

and his friendly, avuncular left side:

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stevielizard

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:06 PM
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11. nice skills

that is astounding- can you do one for * too?

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nuxvomica

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:27 PM
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16. All I did was mirror each side

Cheney did the rest. I can't find a good, straight-on picture of Smirky smirking and quite frankly I'm afraid of what the results might look like. ;-)

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kcwayne

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:40 PM
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4. He grew up thinking Snidely Whiplash was a god.

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davsand

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:45 PM
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5. I think Unca Dick is a stroke victim.

I dunno--he talks out of one side of his mouth, one side of his face seems frozen and if you've noticed he doesn't use the hand on that side of his body all that much either...

Something that made me wonder is a guy I know who is a cardio doc (and GOP to boot!) made the observation that Unca Dick looked bad--like he was quite ill.

When I asked what it was, specifically, he commented on how puffy Cheney looked--as if he was retaining water. That by itself is not tied to stroke, but it is yet another example of what ill health that man is in. Plus, a lot of cardiac issues CAN contribute to strokes, and lord knows Unca dick has got a bum ticker...

Laura

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mmonk

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:46 PM
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6. Being a ventrioloquist

has it's side effects.

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NJCher

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:47 PM
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9. that is so funny!

Touche'

Perfect-O!

Cher

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mmonk

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:15 PM
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13. Especially

with all the joint testimony lately.;-)

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meow2u3

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:46 PM
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7. Unka Dickie never looks anyone in the eye, either

That, to me, is indicative of antisocial personality.

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daa

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Sat Jun-19-04 04:48 PM
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10. Otherwise he would choke on the truth nt

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kentuck

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:09 PM
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12. He reminds me of either Beavis or Butthead....

But I don't know which one??? :)

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Astarho

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:15 PM
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14. He always reminded me of a Scooby-Doo villain

I can just see it now:

They pull Osama out of his hole, Velma will walk up to him saying "And now lets see who Osama really is!" and pulls off his mask to reveal: Dick Cheney!
"Of Course!" Freddie will shout, "By terrorizing the world into perpetual war his company Halliburton will clean up with defense and reconstruction contracts."

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Cheney will grumble as they drag him off to the Hague.

Just another one of my crazy thoughts.

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demosincebirth

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:46 PM
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17. I've always said that, but nobody listens

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