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southernleftylady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 05:35 PM
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Anyone have that joke about the diffrent names for the new "W" ketchup?
I saw it somewhere and i can not find it anywhere! TIA
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 05:40 PM
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1. Try under its full name.
Whistle-ass Ketchup.
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Flagius Donating Member (109 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 05:48 PM
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2. Now
Now with 50% more American soldiers blood!
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DougieZero Donating Member (372 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 05:52 PM
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3. this one takes the cake
forget the ketchup...

http://www.starspangledicecream.com/
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 08:53 PM
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9. Yeah, thats really lowering the bar there.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 05:53 PM
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4. Dumdya ketchup
The slowest ketchup ever!
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southernleftylady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 06:16 PM
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5. LOL those are great but i have seen a list of about 10 diffrent names...
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 08:40 PM
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6. W ketchup: comes also in O- AB and A-
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 08:43 PM
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7. as long as it's not elite children's warm blood....
they relish that.
I'd like to see Col. Mustard with a cowprod in the oval office.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 08:44 PM
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8. no, just YELLOW mustard would do.
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captainjack Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 09:04 PM
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10. the ridiculous press
guys this is ridiculous,

http://www.wketchup.com/press/

hundreds of americans dying in iraq, thousands more mutilated and lives destroyed, 10 9/11's happening each year on the highways, 30 million americans uninsured, thousands dying in sudan, terrorism brewing in southeast asia, nuclear missiles loose in russia...and the press has time to do stories on fcuking ketchup?
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 09:33 PM
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11. that, or micheal jackson...
Edited on Sun Jul-11-04 09:33 PM by Endangered Specie
pick your poison.

on edit: WELCOME TO DU! :hi:
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donhakman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 09:59 PM
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13. Michael Jackson?
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donhakman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-11-04 09:57 PM
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12. 666
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