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That's how the Good Consumer operates. Good Consumers want fast food democracy, fast food news, fast food entertainment, fast food religion, fast food law, and fast food food. Anything more is a waste of valuable time and effort better spent consuming more fast food products, and is probably against our troops as well. Good Consumers trust that four out of five doctors know better than some uppity intellectual blowhard socialist what shoes to buy this week, and that world events can be summed up in ten minutes between commercials. Good Consumers know there's a God who can heal them through people on television who wear suits more expensive than any they've ever worn themselves if they pray long and hard enough after sending in a donation, and anyone who dares say otherwise is going to hell with the homosexuals. Good Consumers know who to listen to when deciding what it is that they themselves think about things like politics and who will win the next Survivor show. Give me the number five combo with the Republican agenda and a Coke, fatty-sized, please.
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