What he really meant...

California is in play
What he really meant:
only if we get Diebold machines in without a paper trail.

The Iraq war is winnable
What he really meant:
as long as we keep spending $5 billion/month of the middle class taxpayer's money for our corporate benefactors.

The economy is looking up
What he really meant:
everyone I know has a job.

We are on a one month vacation
What he really meant:
expect a terrorist attack in Iraq and a world-class blackout.

Who cares what you think?
What he really meant:
I've got Diebold.

A dictatorship would be better
What he really meant:
for all my friends at Halliburton, Carlyle, Bechtel, Diebold and the media.

We know Saddam had WMD
What he really meant:
he bought them from my dad and Rumsfeld.

We are winning in the war against terror.
What he really meant:
it pays well.

We will destroy the democratic opposition in 2004
What he really meant:
its not who votes, its who counts them.

We will bring democracy to Iraq
What he really meant:
we'll bring them the democracy we stole at home.

We will bring the troops home very soon.
What he really meant:
but only in body bags

What he really meant:
Its all Clinton's fault..