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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 10:50 PM
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Paula Jones is pregnant
The name of the lucky male cousin was not announced.

Is old man Scaife (The Arkansas Project) still supporting her?
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 10:54 PM
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1. Bill: I had nothing to do with it!
I love the Big Dog but he sure has shitty taste in ho's.
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 10:55 PM
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2. How many will be in the litter?


Let us know when the pups arrive.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:22 PM
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13. I wonder if the new husband
knows the kiddies will inherit her old nose?
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 10:55 PM
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3. Whatever Happened to her 1st Two?
Didn't she have 2 little boys by her Clinton-hater husband? Did he get custody? How old would they be now?

Jeez, I really used to despise this woman--but she seems so mixed-up and pitiful. I really think she was a weak and stupid pawn of her wingnut husband and the Scaifies he got her hooked up with.

I do wonder how her kids turned out, though. I'm afraid they'd be really screwed up. And how old is she now?
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nose pin Donating Member (291 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 10:56 PM
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4. Is it a baby Clenis?
:wow:
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 10:56 PM
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5. It'll be a difficult birth, given the genetic predisposition to big noses
Edited on Sun Aug-01-04 10:57 PM by MikeG
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:45 PM
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16. Are you suggesting that their noses...
will make delivery difficult when they come out? Or try to come out?
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dumpster_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 10:59 PM
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6. I must confess....I did the dirty deed
Her brother is jealous of me....
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:08 PM
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7. Last I heard, she married some guy in Arkansas
after she dumped her husband in L.A. and moved back home and bought a house with her ill-gotten gains. She claimed that the money she got from posing nude for Penthouse was for her kids' education. I guess she ran dry again when she accepted the boxing gig with Tonya Harding. Now that a kid is on the way, look for her to file another lawsuit or "write" a book. Somewhere along the way, she's gotten out of the habit of working for a living.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:11 PM
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8. So what?
the 15 minutes she was alloted was consumed in the 90's. bye bye.
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Tight_rope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:13 PM
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9. That soon to be poor innocent child!...Damn...can't pick your parents!
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redstateblues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:14 PM
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10. Two words: ROSEMARY'S BABY
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:14 PM
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11. And Dick Morris can't wait to get on Fox with his theory
Matbe even a new book
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:46 PM
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17. Would that theory be...
that Paula stole Bill's sperm and kept it frozen so that she could have his kids?
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Media_Lies_Daily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:15 PM
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12. Now we know the real reason Ted Olson resigned.
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movonne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:29 PM
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14. I think it would be funny if she writes a book and tells the "real truth"
that would probably be a big seller.
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-01-04 11:33 PM
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15. This is news?
Why does anything this opportunistic airhead do even merit ink?

Are we supposed to send a gift?

MzPip
:dem:
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