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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:02 AM
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Kerry slaughtered domestic animals...HAHAHAHA
http://www.drudgereport.com/ufd.htm

sorry for linking Drudge...I don't know if I should laugh or cry...

Ignoring the stupid 'self-inflicted wounds' crap..listen to this line:

"Kerry entered an abandoned Vietnamese village and slaughtered the domestic animals owned by the civilians and burned down their homes with his Zippo lighter."

BWAHAHAHAHA...oh man...I decided I should laugh...but then again, it's not right to laugh at sick people.
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:03 AM
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1. BWAHAHAHAHAH, Drudge thinks "Platoon" is the story of Kerry's TOD!
Edited on Wed Aug-04-04 10:04 AM by Walt Starr
What a friggin riot!!!!
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:05 AM
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2. ??
Are they sure it was Zippo? My sources say it was a Bic.

If this is the best they've got, they're screwed (I hope).
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:20 AM
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7. It was the late 60's - it was a Cricket!
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:32 AM
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9. I stand corrected
I didn't make my world debut until '74 so I should have done my research. Mea Culpa....
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:26 AM
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8. It was a Zippo
And on it was engraved "Let me win your hearts and minds or I'll burn your fucking huts down." The Vietnamese used to steal Zippos from the American PX system, engrave this phrase on them, then sell them to the GIs. Very popular item.
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WLKjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:36 AM
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11. Well I heard it was Blue Diamond Box matches
They have a funny smell to them when you light them, kind of like sulfur.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 12:26 PM
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13. My sources say Kerry supports Ronson Lighters
RL
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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:07 AM
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3. I anticipate an O'Leilly sponsored Zippo boycott
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ugarte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:07 AM
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4. He also drank their blood
and performed Satanic orgies.
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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:18 AM
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6. pffff, just like a french loving librul!
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:08 AM
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5. I wish Kerry would sue Smudge and put them out of business.
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buycitgo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 10:34 AM
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10. is this worse than blowing up frogs?
not meaning French people
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A_Possum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 12:22 PM
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12. He only saves Green Berets and hamsters from drowning
Otherwise he's a homocidal monster with an assault weapon.

I really really need a hamster/Kerry sign.

I really do.

Gonna have to make my own I guess. My nephew has a black hamster.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 12:33 PM
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14. doubt it; if he HAD done that, they'd love him!
these sickos were the ones carrying Ollie North and Calley on their shoulders and cheering as passers-by got mowed down at Kent State and others.
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