Bush takes credit for increase in salmon production in WA

goddess40

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Sat Aug-23-03 08:55 AM
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Bush takes credit for increase in salmon production in WA

That's what it said on a CNN crawler this morning at 8:50 central time. Can you believe it, how would this champion of the environment ever be responsible for this. He will take credit for anything that might seem the least bit positive. What a joke.

Is that what he does on his extended vacations?

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aquart

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Sat Aug-23-03 09:19 AM
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1. Yes. He has sex with fish and procreates wildly.

Leading to the increase in salmon.

Okay, it took a little gene-splicing and he hates technology. But he made the sacrifice.

Salmon die after laying their eggs or they would have sued.

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Generic Other

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Sat Aug-23-03 09:31 AM
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2. He spawned them all himself

Oh sacred one with fish sticks between his ears.

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susu369

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Sat Aug-23-03 09:40 AM
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3. Bush: "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"

This immediately brought his old bushism to mind.

LOL

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Solly Mack

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Sat Aug-23-03 12:44 PM
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9. and just more than co-exist it seems

So Shrub isn't a Chimp, he's a Salmon....now we know

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JewelDigger

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Sat Aug-23-03 10:37 AM
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4. Wasn't the Navy testing DU ammo off the shores of Wash. State?

Perhaps the irradiated fish will now be mutants and be born with one head and two bodies...instant doubly of production!

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philosophie_en_rose

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Sat Aug-23-03 12:15 PM
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7. SBX radar

will be moved to Alaska. Bush had nothing to do with that. It was the uppity protestors. :)

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realFedUp

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Sat Aug-23-03 10:40 AM
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5. I would like to see him swim upstream for the next year....

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leesa

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Sat Aug-23-03 11:39 AM
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6. Maybe he farms them in his stocked fish pond on the pig farm.

The wild salmon are being overwhelmed by the fishery hatched salmon.

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Bandit

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Sat Aug-23-03 12:42 PM
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8. If by produced he means salmon farms he should be held responsible

They are destroying the wild stocks by disease and robbing of natural food source. If he is talking about natural stocks they are not "Produced" they reproduce themselves and last I heard are still on the threatened list. Until the dams are removed they will continue to diminish. I find the whole statement questionable that Salmon production is increasing unless like I said he is referring to farmed salmon and that is not healthy.

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