Gay DUers... Come Clean. Are You Doing This?

It's all been explained very clearly why everyone has a problem with you... by this very reasonable person at Free Republic. See for yourself:

I am afraid of gays because they don't reproduce and have their eyes on my son. They want to come to my sons school and tell him how normal and fun it is to be gay. They want to entice him into an abomination.

That's evil in my book.

Are you guys doing this? And if so, please knock it off.


Disclaimer: Sarcasm.

"Psst. Hey you. Yeah, you, kid. How would you like to be an object of near nationwide ridicule, be viewed as an abomination who needs to be tortured or executed by a large number of people, and basically be marginalized and harrassed for the rest of your life?"

Yeah, I'm SURE that homosexuals are "recruiting" - who could possibly turn down that kind of offer?

Disclaimer: More sarcasm!

...some people just can't pass that up. Maybe this Freep's son is one of them. What kind of a Freeper father is he anyway, not bringing up his kid with proper White Christian Amerikan values like "Food ain't cooked unless is barbecued"??

It's your fault your son has unnatural tendencies toward excessive kitchen appliances, Mr. Freeper :mad:

and if you maintain a balance of 2 recruits per month they even give you a free rifle

We're trying to surpass our '98 recruitment drive.

http://wackyiraqi.com/rant/gay_marriage/homorecruit.htm

Our big push for the end of the century.

A lot of hard work (pun intended), but the results were worth it.

What sector were you working on that year? I was assigned the San Diego area and worked my way over to Arizona. I hit the mother lode in Mesa, AZ. A family with one set of twins and one of triplets. WHEW! That was a workout.

hell, I was giving the toasters away as Christmas gifts!

Luckily there were several distribution centers on my route to stalk up.

Handing out a toaster afterwards is better than a smoke.

Have to recruit as many as possible. It's in the official Gay Agenda after all.

/end_sarcasm

Some people refuse to leave the dark ages, unfortunately

to try yo pick up little girls.

by a Catholic priest?

"I am afraid of gays because they don't reproduce and have their eyes on my son. They want to come to my sons school and tell him how normal and fun it is to be gay. They want to entice him into an abomination.
That's evil in my book."

Or perhaps an olden and infallible Pope?
http://www.ronaldbrucemeyer.com/rants/0811b-almanac.htm

:eyes:

and sunglasses. Enticing those little boys with candy...

I am SO goddammed sick and tired of that ignorant bullshit.

that are child molesters.

In case anyone hasn't gotten the memo, we pretty much like adult sexual characteristics in our mates, just like hets do.

I'm pretty sure I was born this way. Nobody recruited me. Did anyone recruit you to be straight? Do you think that you as a straight person could "choose" to be gay? You personally? I didn't think so.

As to qualifying for a toaster oven with your son, I have even scarier news for you dumbass. WE DO REPRODUCE. In fact we have a breeding program to produce armies of little 'moes and dykes so that when we have taken over the corporations and banks and hotels and restaurants and government we'll be able to fire your hetero asses because you worked so hard to make sure that sexual orientation discrimination rules were struck down everywhere.

Stupid paranoid fuckbrain.

By the Association of the Organization of the Brotherhood of Heterosexual Folks, International (Ltd.)

It was getting late in the month, and the guy said that he was just one recruitment shy of his quota. He showed me the training video and I read the testimonials. I was told that with my unique talents, I would make an outstanding heterosexual. I finally decided to sign up, and I got a hetero backpack, a hetero bumper sticker and a hetero t-shirt.

Whenever my recruiter saw me in the lunch room, he waved.

scary scary huh? You can't tell just by looking. Do you know if he managed to reproduce? If not, well, I guess the freepers probably just poo'd in their pants, little bit.

I want to live in a world where the only purpose for my existence is to reproduce. Doesn't everybody? In fact if someone doesn't reproduce, they should probably just be turned into dog food. What are those idiots thinking?

But I might have eyes on their daughter... you never know.

Oh please! What a lame ass group. YOU'LL BE BACK!!!

We've got their number down, trust me! Did you know the former co-chair of the excutive branch is now a lesbian? HA! It was soooo easy! One, just ONE tennis lesson and BLAM! Lesbian!

That if I signed up as a heterosexual, I would have an easier time finding jobs and getting promotions.

I figured that if I combined all those benefits with the ones I got when a recruiter came and signed me up to be a white male, that I would be in like Flynn.

Go sign up with the "hets". See how far it gets ya! When WE take over you'll be out in the cold, dearie!

It's gonna happen. I know. I seen it.

That I'm very pretty, as men go?

We might find work for you. We will be in touch.

Once again, Our Secretary of Background Checks has failed to stop infiltration from srt8's into our group. Now once again, our secret plot is out.

Guess it's back to the playgrounds and the lost puppies strategy...

ignorant putz...

the basic biological urge to reproduce. :eyes:
I laugh everytime I hear that.

As for the pedophelia thing...well that says more about them than us as far as I'm concerned, they brought it up.

Stupidity reigns supreme.

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I suppose this idiot thinks African-Americans and Jews are trying to recruit his kid, too (still more sarcasm).

I'd worry more about the Marines, personally....

not as blatant about recruiting as the Armed Forces are.

Given my choice of which one I'd worry about... with Bush in office, I'd sure hope my child was gay instead of in the military.

yes, there is a website even more homophobic than Fred Phelps' . . .

International Organization of Heterosexual Rights
http://www.inoohr.org/

It is the official policy of this organization that homosexual conduct is incompatible with our operation, purpose and expressive message. We reject the notion that homosexuality is a legitimate form of behavior and we do so both on religious and non-religious grounds. On religious grounds we oppose homosexuality as a sin that violates God’s standard for human sexual expression as defined in the Holy Bible. On non-religious grounds we oppose homosexuality as objectively disordered and contrary to the self-evident heterosexual design of the human body.

(um . . . might be best to avoid if you already have high blood pressure . . .)

Anyone else see "Meltdown at Waco", or "Last Stand at Ruby Ridge"?

Pass the koolaid dearies, and don't be afraid to have seconds.

They'll have to bring in the yo-yo team. You don't want that, do you?

What a fucking idiot.....

:eyes:

:)

....at my son's school the recruiters that visited said they were from the Armed Services, namely the Marines and Army......who knew it was a covert gay mission to recruit the youth of America.

Cheers,
Kim :evilgrin: