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The train is coming down the track really fast and these morons are stalled in a car on the tracks. They think if they really hurry and jump out of the car, they can get away before the train smashes into the car and destroys them all.
Unfortunately, the doors are all locked, because they all supported this madness, they can't get out and they are banging on the doors and windows thinking they can get out if someone will unlock the doors. "Europeans!!! please come help us. We're sorry we said you were a bunch of phucks for not supporting the invasion." "UN, please come take over this mess, so that when it fails we can blame you". "americans, we really did have to do this...forget that little WMD lie, Saddam supported terraishts and now Iraq is safe from terraishts" (oops)
Alas, there is no one to unlock the doors. The egg has been scrambled and can't be unscrambled. They are freaking out, but it is too late. They have stuck their arms in the shredder and its pulling them in inexorably and they are phucked.
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