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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 12:01 PM
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MICHELLE | with profound apologies to The Beatles....


MICHELLE, SURE SMELLS
SHE CAN'T PUT TWO WORDS TOGETHER WELL
POOR MICHELLE

MICHELLE, FROM HELL
USTED ES STUPIDO, MUY MAL,
MI MAL MICHELLE

I HATE YOU, I SO LOVE TO GOAD YOU
AND SEE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE.
YOU'RE SUCH A SHRILL PANTLOAD
I AM SENDING YOU SOME BRIE TO GO WITH
YOUR FAVORITE WHINE.

SOME PEOPLE SAY YOU SNACK ON KITTENS
I READ THAT IN SOME BOOK
GIVE US YOUR OUTRAGED LOOK...
AND TAKE YOUR RACIST SHIT TO RUSH
HE WON'T BE MEAN.

(HE LOVES YOU)

I WANT YOU EXPOSED AS THE LOSER
I THINK YOU KNOW YOU ARE
HOW DID YOU GO SO FAR?
UNTIL YOU'RE THROUGH WE'LL SHOW THE TRUTHS
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

I WILL SEND CHRIS MATTHEWS 'THANK YOUS'
FOR HIS SMACKDOWN, MAL MICHELLE
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 12:03 PM
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1. Genius, man, genius.
:thumbsup:
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jbm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 12:04 PM
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2. LOLOL
Perfect!!!!!!
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 12:04 PM
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 12:17 PM
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5. i have NO idea what you're talking about
this makes three incomprehensible replies to my posts today...

Decaf? feh! might was well drink tap water.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 03:37 PM
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 03:45 PM
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21. I always do lyrics in ALL CAPS
I don't think the MAJORITY of people read them as SHOUTING....

"artifically intense"???

give me a BREAK. surely there's something of substance you can comment on??????????????????????????????????????????????????...
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 03:55 PM
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 04:11 PM
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25. what. ever.
better artifically intense than actually off-topic and utterly obtuse.

since you admit you don't even know what we're talking about...
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kimchi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 12:05 PM
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4. Good job.
It was begging to be written, and you came through!
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 12:26 PM
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6. It's brilliant
Bowing gratefully. (That picture - aiiiieeeee!):scared:
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 12:45 PM
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7. thanks (all)
sometimes inspiration just HITS and you have to go with it....
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 01:40 PM
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9. Yes. BRILLIANT!
How you be, girl? Thinking all GOOD things for you! :loveya:
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 02:07 PM
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12. "girl" ???
i be fine but i be a dude... :hi:
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 03:36 PM
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17. Response to #6
Edited on Sat Aug-21-04 03:41 PM by Karenina
DUDE!!!!
ALWAYS check the tree!!! :spank:
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 06:59 PM
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27. or, at least the 'branch'
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 01:32 PM
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8. kick
worked too hard to give up on it so quickly...
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 01:49 PM
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10. Brilliant!
Kick :kick:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 01:52 PM
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11. Hahaha! Well done.
God, she looks like Admiral Ackbar in that pic.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 02:20 PM
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13. Love it!
Ha ha ha! I've never seen anyone make such facial contortions. God she is such a freak.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 02:23 PM
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14. Excellent!! Send it to Hardball!!
I wouldn't be surprised if he uses it!!

Bake
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 02:42 PM
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15. good idea! thanks!
DONE.
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 03:33 PM
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16. posted this in a campaign 2004 thread
and it was suggested I send it to olberman, letterman, and TDS too...

what the hell... might as well!
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 03:37 PM
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19. You know the Beatles would probably say
Hey man, no need to apologize. That was fookin great.

LOL and I would have to agree :-)
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 03:38 PM
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20. We're not worthy!
That is sheer genius. (By the way, who put the Ben-Gay on her butt plug?)
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 03:50 PM
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22. "Ben-Gay on her butt plug"
gee, and I thought she reached for a tampon and grabbed a roman candle instead... thanks for the clarification!
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Paladin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 04:09 PM
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24. I Trust You Forwarded A Copy Of This Lovely Work......
....to Ms. Malkin herself?
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 05:02 PM
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26. oh, do you think I could be that cruel???
I do!

and I do have her email. sent her a "TIP" the night she was on Hardbawl...
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MichelleMalkin Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 07:46 PM
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28. I recieved your e-mail
If fact, Tweety is in love with me. Everbody loves me but me. I hate myself. I look in the mirror and wish I could be as blonde and pale as Ann Coulter.
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 07:48 PM
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29. AHA! caught in another LIE.....
I haven't sent it.... YET!
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MichelleMalkin Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 07:53 PM
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30. I was referring to the the "tip"
No one could possibly understand the lust I secretly have for Tweety.
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-04 07:56 PM
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31. hmmm.....
I'd blame the Ben Gay on your butt-plug.
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