Sources: Clark led 7th Cav to annihilation at Little Big Horn

Errr, well, maybe not quite, but he commanded the 1st Cav at Ft Hood & the 7th Cav Regiment is part of the First Cav these days, and...

Like, wow, folks. Clark ain't necessarily my candidate, but some of these accusations (he led the charge at Waco or something?) are pretty damn' off-the-wall.

Proove he didn't!

I don't know what kind of proof you want but
the Korean war stopped in July of 1953
making Wesley Clark 19 at the time

According to Clark's bio he graduated from the US military academy in '66

Clark bio:
http://www.nato.int/cv/saceur/clark.htm

Korean war timeline:
http://www.army.mil/cmh-pg/reference/Korea/kw-chrono.htm

:wow:

He was responsible for that to, wasn't he?

Did he sell the Cavalry out to the Lakota or vice versa?

Or do you mean the 1973 AIM re-enactment?

Oh, silly me. All of the above, of course.

and devised the betrayal of West Point from a crease in Arnold's knickers.

He also killed Jesus, and I'm pretty damn sure I saw him on the Grassy Knoll.

LOL And when I met you in Phili you looked like such a sweet young thang!!! :evilgrin:

xxxxoooo

How 'bout the Alamo? Wasn't Clark an advisor to Santa Ana?

And Stonewall jackson and Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis and he owned forty million slaves and beat them with his own hands.

I thought that was Clark's dad? :eyes:

Uh, nevermind...that might be too accurate a description of what some on thr right really will throw at him...

Don't forget, he gave George a ride to Dallas that day.
Prove he didn't

Clark bombed Pearl Harbor.
Clark killed Jimmy Hoffa.
Clark killed Vince Foster.
Clark was the walrus.
:D

That's him in disguise:

can't be all bad. ;-)

General Wesley Clark speaks fluent Russian and could become the first American President to do so. Why he has not boasted of this in campaigning for Leftist Democratic support is a mystery.

For more laffs, check out the rest of this lovely Horowitz-sponsored smear job:

http://frontpagemag.com/articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=9522

Excerpt:

Like Bill Clinton, Wesley was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford. While Clinton spent his time in sexual dalliances (and one alleged rape) and leading anti-American demonstrations in Europe and visiting the Kremlin in the dead of winter by special invitation, Clark was more studious. In August 1968 he emerged with a Master’s Degree in philosophy, politics and economics.

I love that line! "General Wesley Clark speaks fluent Russian and could become the first American President to do so. Why he has not boasted of this in campaigning for Leftist Democratic support is a mystery."

Bush is tri-lingual. He speaks Uhmerkan, trailer park, and really, really bad Spanish.

Isn't that a dialect of Texican?

This, Jason guy and the Wholly Without Merit story on him.

TBoulett's dog. Sssh. His dog's name used to be named, "Sam." :eyes:

that was the one that just went too far.

Dios Mio the guy gets around! :eyes:

And you know, I just know I saw him outside the Florida polls rounding up all the black folks and telling'em all to go on home...

Hmmmm...and was that him waving his fist behind Bush just before the announcement of the "W"ar when Bush said "I feel GOOD!"?!

:think: :crazy: :wtf:

Bastard!

Hey, this is fun.

:evilgrin:

his hands are all over that one...he's Catholic, you know.

YaY! I got to say it first! :silly:

Clark, with his friend Lewis*, also went on a journey through the "Louisiana Purchase" about 200 years back.

* That's "Lewis Black", the angry comic you see on the Daily Show sometimes.

P.S. Is Clark behind the Clark Bar that rots your teeth and gives you brain damage too?

P.P.S. For goodness sake, this is a joke post, just in case anyone takes it seriously...

he was behind the shooting of Notorious B.I.G.

put a cap right in his ass. Tupac too.

It wasn't Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden....it was Wesley Clark, by himself, who took the bite of the apple and began sin!

Wesley Clark: The Cause of the Heartbreak of Psioriasis (spelling?)

Wesley Clark is responsible for bad spelling!!


Seriously, folks, this Clark bashing crap has to end. And so does the Dean bashing!


DISCLAIMER: I am undecided about who to support in the primary, so I find it very odd that people are busy bashing fellow Dems rather than trying to convince undecideds of their candidate!

... it was Wesley Clark.

This is a great thread, JackPine!! :-) Thanks for giving me something to snicker about as I begrudgingly go back to work.

Clinton's penis!

:wow:

OMG woman warn a person wouldya?!*ROTFLMAO*

he's a real stand-up sorta guy.
With a bend to the left.
A real ramrod of a commander.

Hell, here's our chance to eliminate Clinton & just elect the penis.

Duuuuude...

Second the motion that Clark's repsonsibela for bad speling

there's no better place to be. Why would he think about coming out of retirement?

who let the dogs out!!!!

OJ can stop looking now :evilgrin:

Jack the Ripper case :crazy:

And he piloted the Zeke that splashed Amelia Earhart's Lockheed.

and he'd about covered every golf course in Florida and Southern California in his search for "the real killers"

as they are : knowledge of the right wing strategies that are being used (or will be used) against Clark. But to post them as if they might!?!?! be true!?!?! is over the top, and counter productive.

that dancing baby... rocks!

'nuff said :freak:

thread..........I wondered about "Flame Bait" and tastefullness......but then I'm just your average "run of the mill" Clark baiter here on DU! :evilgrin:

I think the post is good satire.....but belonged in the "Lounge" maybe.

It seems Mods agreed and the post has gone on.........But just a DU ALERT HERE: KoKo did alert because she didn't like the satirire and saw it as trashing Clarkies.....but asked Mods.....and Mods decided it was really satire....and now that I look further at the
But, just so you Clarkies know........even "The SPOILER" poster doesn't go so much for Clark or other candidates bashing here........so I did question.....but I can take it if there is some Kerry,Dean, Kucinich, Gebhardt, Sharpton trashing here.

Now.......I will not tolerate any Mosely-Braun or Sharpton trashing at this point. (I know all about Sharpton) and for me Lieberman just doesn't exist on the radar screen although there are some DU'ers who do like him..........so I'm just giving an "opinion here."

:shrug:

playing dress up with J. Edger Hoover?

Godzilla is not a mythical creature. In 1889 General Wesley Clark visited a murderous rampage upon the proud nation of Japan. His technologically advanced bio mechanical suit was engineered by aliens from a nearby galaxy undetectable to ordinary humans. Crushing buildings and scaring people is all part of his Pinky and the Brain style plan of world domination.

Oh, big foot and MIB's? All Wesley Clark.

Counterpunch.

Great Catch! :toast:

Clark was playing 1st base for the Red Sox in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

when the war SUCKED and you HATED the leaders that got
us into this, including the brain dead generals that
didn't speak up. I have a problem with military going
the civilian leadership route and I know it stems from
this so I read up on guys like Clark so I can at least
be informed when I decide one way or the other what I
believe.

I have to tell you, I like Clark. A lot.

Times, they are a changin'.

If you look on the walls of Amarna, you will see that
he was not only Ramses the Great but Nefertiti too.

he was one of if not the first to ask the profs what the fuck were we doing in Vietnam.

Good for him, I say.

Next time you are at a family reunion, can
you ask Wes to give me back all my missing socks!?!

For crissakes, I have been wondering where they
have been going all these years and now the
pieces of the puzzle are starting to fit together.

I have another bone to pick with him: why did he raid SS and jeopardize my retirement?

and that he fought for the Taliban as Tarik al-Jubani Hussein.
I also heard he performs abortions in his spare time.

1814. We really need to keep an eye on him:

turning off NYC's power! That was all Clark!

Clark was the man responsible for the "New Coke" back in the 80s, too.

:hi:

He also executive-produced the Chevy Chase talk show and brought the West Nile virus into the US

(edit - added "the")

No way can I support Clark. The freaking Macarena??????

LMAO, lib71!

We may fight and wrassle, but we are damned funny people too. Thanks again for the much needed belly-laff!!!

Love you guys!!!

:bounce::loveya::bounce:

I really hate to bring you all this news, having been a former Clark supporter and all but I just found out some crucial information all DU'ers should know.

Clark is responsible for mullets.
Clark is responsible for elevator music.
Clark is responsible for television commercials about bowel function and tonail fungus.

Clark has hired a baby hater to head up his campaign that does not yet exist. I have been a proud baby for decades now and thus can no longer support Clark the baby hater.

Because he talks too fancy.
Because he's a pinko
Because we never liked him in the first place

Gen. Fox Newsworthy
Maj. Buzz Crewcut (USMC)
Gen. Bowie D. Napoleon

Sometimes humor is the best way. :)

shore is taking the heat off ol' ralph.

right when Earthforce 1 was heading to the transfer point at IO. He's in league with the Shadows, you know.

http://www.midwinter.com/lurk/countries/us/guide/022.html

http://www.midwinter.com/lurk/countries/us/guide/049.html

.....it got beter. :eyes:

into a newt.

Ordered the British to fire at Bunker Hill
Blew up the USS Maine
Helped organize the Bataan Death March
Is the reason for all cloudy days
Invented the polyester leisure suit
Caused my last cake to fall
Causes impotence in men
Killed my cat

And Buried Paul

Note to Clark supporters, this is meant to be a sarcastic thread, NOT an attack on Wesley Clark. Just listing some of the lies the freeps are going to say about this great man.

Clark's secret identity is Barney the purple dinosaur.

Winesses have come forth to confirm he shot Bambi's mother.

He is behind the VRWC

He ordered the sub to surface that sank the Japanese fishing boat.

He shot JR Ewing.

...that Wesley Clark was the secret financier behind Battlefield Earth and Gigli!

...the snake who tempted Eve with the apple in the Garden of Eden?

Just joking, Clark fans!

was Clark in his Clenis* persona.

*Clinton's penis

This man, I gather, will not be voting for Clark.

:-)

in the LA Riots. He actually shot at firemen.

and sang background vocals on it while playing Bongo Drums in Drag.

Prove he didn't!

Lola, she was a showgirl....

:bounce: :bounce:

this thread has nabbed the attention of the folks at wesley clark weblog. One of the funniest things they've read in a long time....

http://wesleyclarkweblog.com/archives/000248.html#comments

Fun to watch the net in operation, all the cross-pollination that happens. It's like living inside a giant brain & discovering synaptic connections you never suspected.

He BOMBED Serbia, killing a large number of innocent civilians.

Yes, some of the accusations are out of whack, but who would support Paul Bremer for Democratic Presidential candidate? Okay, fine, I'm exxagerating.

:-(

about generals and the Kosovo conflict and irritating the heck out of a lot DUers.

You're saying that the Kosovo conflict was a grand endeavor?

The weakened Serrbian forces after the bomibing were hard-pressed to defend against reverse ethnic cleansing by Kosovar Albanians. I don't see what we accomplished by that misadventure.

Although maybe not that of many Bosnians or Kosovars, I'm sure who still have one despite the depredations they suffered.

The label of reverse ethnic cleansing in this case about accurate as charges of reverse racism with regard to affirmative action. The truth contained there is washed out by the moral imbalance created by a lack of a sense of scale.

Any KLA atrocities after the bombing were (1) At least mitigatable by NATO and UN peacekeepers; and (2) Able to be documented by human rights NGOs present in Kosovo.

Clark may have indirectly killed a lot of my respect for anti-war activists. And Darranar, you'd better go home; he may have killed your dog.

There WERE human rights abuses by Kosavar Albanians against Serbs after the war.

Clark hasn't killed my sense of humor at all. And I don't have a dog, so I'm not particularly worried.

On what scale. The Serbs went on a nearly ten year ethnic cleansing rampage. They started with the Croations, moved onto the Bosnians and were making short work of the Kosavarians when NATO finally stepped in. The real crime is that it took the rest of the world years to step in an stop the genocide.

Where innocent people accidently killed by U.S. forces? Yes. Is that unfortunate? Of course. Does that negate the fact that Milosevic was finally stopped? Not hardly.

Reprisals are an unfortunate common reaction to genocide. Do they mitigate the crimes committed by Milosevic and his henchmen. Not at all. Does this make it wrong that NATO stepped in? Only if you are a knee-jerk pacifist.

violently in a conflict when non-violent means are still open. NATO"s handling of the situation was pathetic.

How many Kosavarians need to die before military intervention is justified?

How many would have died while we tried to asks Milosevic to kindly stop slaughtering people.

Is there ever a point when it is justifiable to intervene militarily when one group of people is hell bent on killing another?


On Edit. How would you rate Milosevic's handling of the situation.

end this debate on this thread. I'm the one who started it, so it is my duty to end it. After this, I will not respond to your posts.

.

Are you meaning to insult Darranar? Darranar's gained a LOT of respect on this board for his fair and astute evaluations of several conflicts.

Why don't some of you Clark guys come down to the Israel/Palestine forum and show us just how fair and balanced your positions are? We would love to hear all about Wesley Clark's position on what's taking place down there. Now THAT would really be an interesting and enlightening exchange!

Knee-jerk pacifist, lol. Last time I heard that term was from my right-wing brother-in-law.

:hi:

"There WERE human rights abuses by Kosavar Albanians against Serbs after the war."

I concur with this point and did not at deny it in my statement. See above on my point about the truth of your previous statement being practically washed out by scale--just as the truth of reverse racism that results as a result affirmative action is practically washed out by the actual reacism it is meant to combat.

Are you sure about that sense of humor? Or the dog? Better go check!

let's end this debate. This thread was meant to be funny. We'll continue it on a Clark-bashing thread.

Just how much respect did you have for anti-war activists?

I'm always fascinated by progressives who say such things. I'm looking forward to learning about other things about you- it will help us understand your support of General Clark a lot better.

Which Clark also killed!

Context, my dear Tinoire! :)

(This is probably the wrong thread to learn stuff about me)

Semi-serious: I have all sorts of respect for them when they judge rightly, less respect for them when they judge wrongly. That oddly means that I pretty much had respect for them this time around, except for the ones that carried signs that made no sense...picky, aren't I?

Did you or did you not support the Iraq war? If not, why not?

...Clark started it and he's a bad, bad man.

(Seriously, let's not ruin the sprit of this thread. I'll PM you your answer.)

we'll end the debate on this thread.

Enlighten me :) Just which war in recent memory did anti-war activists correctly call according to you?

Yugoslavia? I think you already said no.

Iraq?

What do you think about what we did in Haiti?

What do you think about our various interventions in Latin America?

What do you think about Israel/Palestine and the our support of the Likud?

I'd love to know just which of our anti-war activities would have earned your respect.

Also, what signs didn't make any sense? "No Blood for Oil"? "No War"? My signs said "No to US Imperialism" & "There Can Be No Peace Without Justice".

Anyway, I'm confused because all the signs I saw made sense to me- except the signs at the Freeper rallies where the spelling was so lamentable you had no idea what they were trying to say. Apparently neither did they. :shrug:

Seriously, my real answer is in a PM. You'll find that I'm on their side much more often than not.

Can't we keep it that way? Isn't it best to keep our "serious" discussion about Gen. Clark in the so-marked threads?

The whole world is watching,
Jennifer :-)

Could y'all keep this to the Clark bashing threads, please?

I expected no responses. I'm sorry, but I thought its humor was obvious because of the Paul Bremer comment.

Did he ride the missiles like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove?

Wait a minute....Wesley Clark IS Dr. Strangelove!

"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"

(edit - I can't spell "fuhrer")

"fine, I'm exxagerating."


On Edit: Oops. Misquoted myself.

you see, Clark blinded me....with science!

at Waterloo thus turning victory into catastrophe....
HE IS GUILTY OF NUMBERLESS CRIMES
HE IS IN DEBT TO THE TUNE OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
AND ----
I----
HATE HIM
HATE HIM
HATE HIM
NARRRRRRRRGGHHHH!
AYARRRRRRRRGH!!!
SMASH
DESTROY!
ARRRRRRRGHHHHH!
:)
www.chimesatmidnight.blogspot.com

It's true...look at him! He has really big eyes! If he's elected president, he'll send out a signal to his home planet to invade! We're doomed!

child of Nelson Mandela and Margaret Thatcher.

Poor Nelson!

Clark proscribed the drugs to which Elvis became addicted thus leading to his eventual death.

Clark came up with the idea for "Boy Bands."

Clark detroyed the library at Alexandria.

Sixty five million years ago Clark altered the path of a large asteroid causing it to crash to earth near the Yucatan Peninsula resulting in the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Clark gave Ray Moore the idea to put up that ten commandments display in the first place.

Sauron is merely a minion of Clark who is really the Dark Lord Morgoth in disguise.

Clark is also one of the many incarnations of Lord Voldemort.

If it were not for James Bond, Clark would have destroyed the earth on many occasions.

Clark fathered Rosemary's baby.

Father Damien Karras cast Clark out of Regan MacNeil.

I KNEW it!

Evil...

and he hurts kittens.

I was unabashedly for Clark, but there is substantial circumstantial evidence that, Clark, in addition to being a member of that Rhodes Scholarhip Secret Society, may be King of the reptilian shape-shifter Illuminatis along with * and the whole * family, The Queen of England, Colin Powell, Tony Blair and Clinton, and under control of the Bilderburgers through his NATO ties. Geesh! It's a reasonable conclusion that can be drawn by any fair minded person who takes the time to Google! :bounce:

'nuff said.

controlled by his mother, Barbara Bush.

right there in his hand.

08/28/93 18:08:33 SPECIAL REPORT WITH BRIT HUME
THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT NOT SUBJECT TO PUBLICATION

BRIT HUME: According to a story related by Reueters, it's been alleged that I have been sired by a Basset Hound...Campaign Carl Cameron has the details.

CAMERON (VO): The two-thousand four campaign is in full swing with the major democratic contenders willing to shore up their base with their core supporters slinging wild and unsubstaniated rumors regarding the President. I can tell you from firsthand knowledge of my sources here in Crawford that the locals are happy for him and his entourage to be here and to quote one local hero...I am constantly amazed as to how our President keeps his clothes clean clearing that damn underbrush...unquote..Brit?

HUME: Any details regarding that Reuters story, Carl?

CAMERON: I have contacted a person I know close to the animal rights movement and she wishes to make a statement...Rita?

FOX NEWS ALERT BUMPER AND GRAPHICS (patent pending)

COSBY: This is Rita Cosby bringing you a Fox News Alert(tm)
Thank you Carl, Brit...according to informed sources within the investigation there is no truth to the alleged rumor that you were sired by a canine, meaning the officals of the American Humane Society, PETA as well as Doctors Without Borders, however my sources still say, and i quote "Kim is a bitch" unquote...Brit?

HUME: Thank you Rita...Coming up next on Special Report...you simply will not believe how low Hillary Rodham Clinton will stoop to promote her book and other tidbits from the Wartime Grapevine(tm)...Stay tuned.

The National Enquisitor reports Wesley Clark was the first pregnant man in the world...and secretly gave birth to a son.

Now known as DENNIS KUCINICH!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

In Ford's Theater, April 14, 1865.

Connect the dots.