Local Radio Wingnut just said, "God has removed Kerry's Voice"

romantico

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:19 AM
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Local Radio Wingnut just said, "God has removed Kerry's Voice"

The radio hosts name is Jim Vicevich on WTIC 1080 am here in Hartford. He just told his listeners that God has removed Kerry's voice. I don;t know if I should just laugh or be angry!

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onenote

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:20 AM
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1. god has removed bush's brain n/t

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MallRat

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:37 AM
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17. You beat me to it.

I guess that must've been the obvious punch line. :-)

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Ducks In A Row

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Thu Sep-23-04 12:35 PM
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21. Spot-on!

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Kathy in Cambridge

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:20 AM
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2. Call the asshole up

what a ridiculous thing to say!

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eaprez

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:20 AM
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3. perhaps......and I hope they espouse the same view when...

...GOD REMOVES BUSH FROM OFFICE!!!!!!!

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kcwayne

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:22 AM
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4. Right. And GOD is wiping Bush's ass by sending hurricane

after hurricane into Florida. In fact, GOD is so pissed at Bush(s) that it sent Ivan back for another swat.

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billbuckhead

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:28 AM
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11. Now Ivan is heading toward Texas after hitting Florida twice

One of the strangest hurricanes ever will end up in Texas after hitting Florida twice.

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tabasco

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:30 AM
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13. I think that hurricane sucked up too much rum ...

while hovering over the islands.

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kcwayne

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:41 AM
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19. Because GOD wanted to smack both Bushes

Ivan will head to Kennebunkport next, and smack Virginia Beach and Washington on the way

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SlavesandBulldozers

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:22 AM
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5. God removed Rush's hearing

no wait that was the drugs he was doing.

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HysteryDiagnosis

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:27 AM
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9. God made lightening hit my tree.... he made the little green apples

he made whatever is convenient for people who desire to drag God's rep through the mud by using him to promote their own agenda.

God is pissed at assholes who do what this radio rube did.

Then there was "my God can beat up your God" Boykin... somebody save us from this sort of crap. God.... are you listening??

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Pachamama

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:24 AM
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6. Call him up and tell him that when * fell from his bicycle that must have

been GAWD too...

I think we should all be angry....this invoking GAWD everytime and for everything is wrong...I personally am tired of the right wing conservatives cloaking themselves in Jesus and GOD's name as if they suddenely owned the exclusive rights to HIS name and the Bible....

:grr:

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zbdent

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:24 AM
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7. God smacked Bush in the face

Bush blamed it on a pretzel . . .

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zbdent

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:26 AM
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8. Howard Stern was the only one who called the "Mother" on

her statement after giving birth to septuplets:

"God gave me these babies!"

Howard said, "No, God said you can't have any babies. You told God to eff off, and involved science. Now you have seven."

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WoodrowFan

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:31 AM
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14. BOL

Best comeback I ever heard to that "God gave them to me" stuff!!!

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blm

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:27 AM
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10. Well, God must have thought it over. Kerry's voice is fine now.

So God must have thought what he had to say was important enough to QUICKLY cure his laryngitis.

Usually laryngitis lasts 2-3 days. God cured Kerry in 1 day.

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ellie

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:30 AM
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12. Dear God,

Please save me from your followers. Amen

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Jasper 91

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:34 AM
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15. Repulicans are utterly God-less .

What a preposterous statement to make . Is this nitwit implying that God is a Republican ?

We could be just as silly if we were so inclined , by blaming the hurricanes in Florida on God's wrath ? However we wouldn't , because we have good judgement and common sense .

Sorry Floridians , I do not wish to cause offence or distress but just wish to highlight the crass stupidity of the Republicans .

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SlavesandBulldozers

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Thu Sep-23-04 11:04 AM
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20. none taken

Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 11:05 AM by soundgarden1

Although, as a Floridian, I believe God would be just in flushing us all away for the future of America and the world. :cry:

;)

"I'm praying for rain,
praying for tidal waves
i want to see the ground give way
i want to watch it all go down"
-MJK

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BootinUp

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:36 AM
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16. Tell me he was being highly sarcastic please. n/t

Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 10:36 AM by Jim4Wes

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Lex

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Thu Sep-23-04 10:39 AM
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18. God told ME that Jim Vicevich is a lying satan-worshipper.

He said not to believe Vicevich. God told me this. He really did. :eyes:

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