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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:35 AM
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God CURED Kerry's laryngitis today so he can speak the truth about Bush
Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 11:20 AM by blm
and point out Bush's lies today about the Iraq War.


Usually laryngitis takes two or three days to heal, yet God cured Kerry in less than 24 hours.

God is with Kerry and those who are fighting against the evil Bush cabal and their alliance with the antiChrist Moonies.

WE are on God's side.
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CarolynEC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:36 AM
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1. 'Tis a miiiiiracle!
:D
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:36 AM
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2. Nice to have god on our side!
Eom.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:57 AM
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8. As per Kerry's acceptance speech at the Convention..
He said that .."We're on God's side" instead of saying God is on our side.
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:36 AM
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3. Magnificent! n/t
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aldian159 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:37 AM
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4. Praise Jebus!
All hail Buddy Christ! :thumbsup:
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shawmut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:39 AM
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5. hallelujah!
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:50 AM
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6. Praise Jesus!!
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 11:08 AM
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13. Thank you Jesus!


I mean it sincerely.

Last Sunday, our minister spoke about the teachings of Jesus. During her remarks she emphasized that the Church is really not to take sides on the elections. She gently said," some ministers choose NOT to stay out of it. They will tell their congregations exactly WHO to vote for, they will preach on the merits of this WAR and on and on."

The minister said," I will not tell you WHO to vote for but I will tell you this..."

"As Christians, we need to think about what Jesus would want us to do...about the poor, the sick, the least among us." She paused and then dramatically said," Voting is a precious gift, a right that we as African Americans had to give our lives for. We need to vote from our hearts and from our souls. This election is too important for us to do other wise!"

With that the entire congregation, over 1000, stood up and clapped and clapped! People were wiping tears away and hugging each other. It was a beautiful experience!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:56 AM
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7. Damn Straight!
I was amazed..it's a miracle. I even heard drudge had it on his page about Kerry wasn't going to talk until the debates..hehheh made another liar outta drudge in the process!

Is Edwards still going to cover for him in Iowa or wherever it was?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:58 AM
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9. But I thought Gawd was a republican....!
Damn liberal media.
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TexasSissy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 10:59 AM
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10. I saw on the news this a.m. that Kerry's bookings were cancelled due to
illness. So....????
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 11:01 AM
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11. Soooooooooo!
THe news gets it Wrong, Again!:D
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 11:06 AM
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12. First Mrs. Brady, now John Kerry
maybe Kerry's daughter prayed for healing like little Cindy did.

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ShaneGR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-04 11:13 AM
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14. Kerry problem has a team of throat specialists following him around
Senator Kerry, can I massage your vocal cords for an hour?
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