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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:25 PM
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Caption latest "Planet Of The Apes" photos - words fail me
Edited on Mon Sep-27-04 04:32 PM by Bundbuster

*edited to change "photo" to "photos" - more on the way.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:26 PM
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1. Get your spittle off me, you damned dirty ape!
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:27 PM
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Not only does he have THIN lips ...
... he has NO lips !!! You know what they say about not trusting a man with thin lips ...
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:27 PM
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2. "ARRGGGGHNNNNARRROK! OOK!!! OOK!!!"
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:45 PM
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16. GGGHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUGH, UUUUUUUUUUNNNGGGH
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:27 PM
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3. Like brains, you don't need teeth to be prez-nit.
Got uh pretzul?
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:27 PM
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4. Does the man have teeth?
I don't think I have ever seen his fucking teeth.
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WLKjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:32 PM
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8. nope, prolly not
that's why he slurs, jumbles words....etc etc. Sometimes that man sounds like my grandma when she has her dentures out :D


plus his lip-less flaps hang about a 1/2 inch or so over his teeth, if there are any.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:34 PM
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12. must be all those years of coke and alcohol abuse
just rotted the damn teeth right out of his head.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:29 PM
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5. "Toss me a pretzel so's I kin choke t'death and put y'all outta misery."
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:30 PM
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6. "The hat has spoken! Kill! Kill!"
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joanski01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:32 PM
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7. Them's what we call "liver lips".
(Too bad though, I love calf's liver).
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:33 PM
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9. Here's a caption Field Day
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:44 PM
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15. "Mr. president, can you tell me
...just WHY did my son die in Iraq?"
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:00 PM
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18. Uhhhnnnnn.....where am I? Wha? Whas up?
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:21 PM
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24. So lemme get this straight: You want to suppress the Black vote?
.
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:33 PM
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10. BushCo notices the fresh plucked banana's on the concession table...
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:34 PM
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11. Tonight on the Discovery Channel...
...watch as the North American Chickenhawk hatchling waits hungrily in its nest for another fat, taxpayer-funded worm to be shoved down it's throat."
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:37 PM
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13. LMFAO, geedub!
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:14 PM
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21. That was a good one
Very creative and so very funny!
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Julien Sorel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:44 PM
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14. "Look Ma, no lips!
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 04:54 PM
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17. Caption this double-dose of....?

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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:02 PM
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19. Same mean clueless gaze.....
I will say this. Dubya sure has aged during the past four years.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:12 PM
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20. Separated at birth????
Edited on Mon Sep-27-04 05:13 PM by George W Bush




Of course, Barney never had a mean streak...
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Dakini23 Donating Member (59 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:19 PM
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22. Read Ma Lips....
Oh, Heck....I don't have any lips....maybe it's time to get me some of that collagen stuff. DOH!
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:20 PM
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23. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
.
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:24 PM
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25. As much as I despise Charlton Heston
I'd rather have him in the White House, even with Alzheimer's, than AWOL...less potential for damage.
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 05:42 PM
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26. One more caption Op - the ghost of Oilslick
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:16 PM
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31. Resistance is futile!
Seriously, this one gives me the creeps.
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 10:42 PM
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33. Every photo of Cheney that I've ever seen
gives me the CREEPS, and a picture speaks 1000 words.

How can anyone look at any picture of him without being overwhelmed by the evil and dishonesty? (using polite words)
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 06:41 PM
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27. Bonus drydrunk photo - unaltered, I swear
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 10:47 PM
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34. Caption:
Show me the way to go home ... *HIC* ... I'm tired and I wanna go to bed ... *HIC* ...
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 11:02 PM
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37. I'd love to show him
the way to go home - and STAY there.

Seems like that's all I've been doing for the last 3 years.
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bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 11:13 PM
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39. Wanna see something funny?
Pull my finger....No...Go ahead, pull my finger...Aw come on guys, pull my finger...
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 07:06 PM
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28. Jeeezus - caption these 2 no-lip scumsucking bastards!
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kayell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 07:41 PM
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29. OMG, I've just realized that * is Frank Burns. *slaps forehead*
the "lips" are a dead give away.
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 10:55 PM
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35. hehe, frank burns fits him perfectly.
cocky, dumb and clueless.
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More Than A Feeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 07:46 PM
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30. "OOOOOOOOklahoma, where the wind goes sweeping down the plain....!"
<eom>
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 10:29 PM
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32. Begging for bananas? Hissy Fit? WTF?
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danbee46 Donating Member (87 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 11:01 PM
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36. I told you....
I wanted Cheney under this podium!
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 11:08 PM
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38. Unka dick's backstage, outtasight
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LosinIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 11:16 PM
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40. Kah-h-h-h-h-n-n-n-n-n!!!!!
Not Planet of the Apes, but that's what comes to mind. With apologies to Captain Kirk.
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-04 12:17 AM
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41. Have I told you how much I hate this POS?
Beg for it, georgie!
Lie for it, AWOL!
Kill for it, cokehead!
Divide families and America for it, you hypocritical sack of shit.
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