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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:20 PM
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Mama Stallone's Psychic Dogs Predict Shrub Victory.
Tonight Olberman reported that Mama Stallone's psychic dogs predict Shrub will win by 15 percentage points. Amazingly, in 2000, the dogs predicted that Shrub would beat Gore by a couple hundred votes. Actually, Gore beat Shrub by close to half a million, but these dogs may have only been talking about that partial vote count thing that happened in Florida. Well, Mr. Infomaniac and I are packing our bags because we are huge believers in Mama Stallone's psychic dogs.
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Barney Rocks Donating Member (746 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:25 PM
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1. what breed are they?
how closely do they follow the news about the election? What goes into making their predictions? I have never heard of these dogs--I have lots of questions about this!

Keep fighting don't let a dog take away your vote.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:35 PM
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6. don't listen to the filter! whim of a hat!
peeance freeance!
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:38 PM
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8. Toy poodles, I think.
I only got a glimpse of them.
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Barney Rocks Donating Member (746 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:40 PM
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11. hmmm well
poodles are supposed to be very intelligent

:shrug:

I guess we will have to wait and see....
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:26 PM
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2. well then...
we can call the election tonight...hell why even bother voting any more...because Mrs. Stallone's dogs say Shrub in a landslide!
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amazona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:30 PM
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3. are you talking about Jacqueline Stallone?
Is she even still alive? I met her in 1990, and she was in her 70s, and a drug -- I started to say addict, but that's not fair -- a drug user perhaps to a level inadvisable at that age even then. Hard to believe she has lasted this long. She is quite a character but not really a very nice lady. Won't comment on her psychic dogs, she was doing astrology and gemstones then, that's how I met her. Don't recall any psychic dawgs! She did try to sleep with my friend, he was totally freaking as he clutched what was left of his so-called virginity.
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:34 PM
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4. Yup. Jackie Stallone.
I didn't know she had psychic dogs either. Your poor friend.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:47 PM
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16. Frank Stallone...
hit on my mom once at a bar years ago...she told him she wasn't interested. She told me that story and said, "I would have said yes to Sly (Rambo days) but I wouldn't sleep with the brother of a famous guy...I've got some standards!" That story cracks me up every time.
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 09:18 PM
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21. ROFL
What a pathetic loser for trading on his brother's celebrity to try and get laid. Your mom is great for having a sense of humor and "some standards."
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 09:21 PM
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23. Yeah thats a family favorite...
n/t
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:34 PM
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5. Please, somebody when Kerry wins in November...
remember to bring this up again and we can all write to the mama stallone dogs and tell them they can hang up their psychic shit cause we don't want to hear about no more!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:36 PM
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7. Actually, Gore got more votes in Florida, too.
Edited on Mon Sep-27-04 08:37 PM by zidzi
And if they were really psychic they would have told us that.

bush won by 5 to 4 on the supreme court.

Edit to say..but thanks jackie for trying to lay that dog shit on us!
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kikiek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:38 PM
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9. Isn't she a Bushie anyways.
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:39 PM
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10. Hm. I have never herd of Jackie Stallone.
:eyes:
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Big Kahuna Donating Member (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:41 PM
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12. I'm a pretty avid reader on the Strega tradition...
I am making a wild assumption that Mama Stallone is Italian. (yeesh)

I have never heard of dogs predicting the future reliably or otherwise. Perhaps she is simply a flake?
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demgrrrll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:46 PM
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14. Yes the Stallone Dogs Have made a prediction. For Me To Poop On!!
Love, Triumph.
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 09:07 PM
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19. Thank you, Triumph.
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amazona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 09:21 PM
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22. Lorda mercy is she a flake!
Don't know the deal on the dawgs but she was in my humble opinion a pee-poor astrologer, and I would never dream of charging money for my own efforts in that realm...yet I caught her in several pretty big errors just talking about astrology. I think she is a fake -- knows the sun signs and then tries to dazzle you with how she usedta be friends with the Fonz. (I kid thee not. The Fonz. Who was sooo out-dated even in 1990)

So yeah...a fake and a flake.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:44 PM
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13. hrmm...
my English Bulldog pup predicts a Kerry victory, 52% 47%.

And English Bulldogs can kick poodle ass any day of the week.
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Big Kahuna Donating Member (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:50 PM
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18. My pet goldfish predicts
a 45% probability of me being an illegal alien in another country in the next 12 months. (5% hope left)
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:46 PM
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15. My mutts are predicting a landslide for Kerry
but then, they're yella dawgs.
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darknesstolight Donating Member (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 08:49 PM
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17. There is only one psychis who counts
Ask Jill and Mickey Dahn THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES TO TRUST.
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n2mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-04 09:13 PM
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20. My dogs
predict Kerry! When I asked them if they wanted Bush to be our president, believe they snorted... then I asked them if they wanted Kerry to be president they remained relaxed. So, my two Cocker Spaniels want Kerry!
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