Man, God is PISSED!!! - Democratic Underground

Kid_A

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:11 PM
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Man, God is PISSED!!!

First a relentless barrage of tag-teaming hurricanes in Florida, now earthquakes in California? What did we do to anger you so, O Lord? Oh, right....

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951

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:12 PM
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1. ....Okay

*slowly backs away*

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BelleCarolinaPeridot

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:15 PM
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2. Its called NATURE .

Nature is just taking its course . I always laugh at doomsayer groups that scream " the rapture is coming ! " just because there is a volcano that errupts or hurricanes . Totally normal natural activities .

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Kid_A

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:21 PM
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4. I know that, I was just making a lame attempt at humor.

I actually meant to post this in the Lounge, but put it here accidentally.

I'm not even sure if I believe in God, but it's fun to put yourself in the mindset of a God-fearing moron once in a while. Everything is a sign of the impending apocalypse, and this freakish weather is a good example.

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StClone

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:28 PM
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7. It's called Psychology

Having the God fearing reconcile recent Acts of God may have them asking if Bush got anything to do with God's anger?

Of course real believers will say God is testing our leader Bush...

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madmom

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:33 PM
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8. ok than Mother Nature is pissed! n/t

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Jokerman

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:15 PM
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3. God Forgive America

Really pissed off a coworker when I saw her "God Bless America" sticker and told her, "anyone who considers themselves a Christian should be asking god to forgive America for the actions of our leaders."

She hasn't spoken to me since.

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TahitiNut

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:25 PM
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5. Then that's a blessing in itself.

Let's see if Gawd can make Tucker Carlson mute, too. :silly:

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ProdigalJunkMail

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:26 PM
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6. hmmmm

which one?

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shraby

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:34 PM
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9. Don't forget Mt. St. Helens is grumbling too.

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OneBlueSky

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:36 PM
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10. and we'll KNOW God is pissed if Mt. Saint Helens blows . . .

and only Repug homes are destroyed . . . :)

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ProdigalJunkMail

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Tue Sep-28-04 01:36 PM
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11. so that would be Pele then?

is she the one who is pissed or is it more like a union action where they are all getting in on the gig???

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