Did I get this right? Jack Van Impe, White House consultant?

I swear there was a 'round-up' of odd items in one of the daily papers a few days ago that indicated that JACK VAN IMPE, one of the 'all is doomed, so send me your money' prophecy zealouts, had been asked to write up his assessment of Revelation and the End Times and how it matches the world today for.... none other than Beorge W. Gush and Condoleza Rice!
Jesus, it never ends. You think it can't get any worse, and something coms along to take you down another ten notches. JACK Van Impe! The guy with the lacquered wife who looks so skanky....The TBN nutcase!

Moloch! Mental Moloch! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars!

and the Purtiest wife too

<----Rexella

Quite literally.

So now are we gonna have a military policy based on end-times "prophesy?"

and Armageddon, etc, that he van Impishly couldn't resist a little KissnTell on his website, which someone saw, and passed on the tidbit, ultimately causing a bit of huffling and shuffling and mumbling about many religous leaders, mmmph fllff, by a red-faced bush regime spokesoaf...

he's the anti-Christ yet? This is scary--much worse than when the Reagans consulted an astrologer <never know when I'll need a free reading, ha>. At least astrologer's have some credibility. Van Impe sounds too much like Rasputin. Wait, wasn't Rasputin responsible for the downfall of the Romanoff's? Nevermind. Great idea!

http://www.geocities.com/trebor_92627/Bush.htm

Most comprehensive Bush = Anti christ website out there

"If you add up Bush's name in ASCII, you get 71+101+111+114+103+101 for George, 87+97+108+107+101+114 for Walker, and 66+117+115+104 for Bush, which adds up to a total of 1617 = 1+6+1+7 = 15 = 1+5 = 6.

That’s our third six – 666 – using the two most commonly used methods in numerology, along with ASCII, the current language of the information age. The chances of this ever happening randomly are 1 in (9 x 9 x 9), or 1 in 729. That means we’d have to go through another 729 presidents before we’d have an even chance of finding another one whose name is as closely identified with the number 6. "

I mean, how can you argue with THAT??

so I guess there are, or at least were, some people in the UK who would argue with you.

and come up with Henry Kissinger as the antichrist

:mad:

pink hair geriatric barbie doll wannabe

The show is fun to watch.

And leave the freeping to others.