mr. bush, have you ever been 1 paycheck from skid row?

town hall question:

mr. bush, have you ever had to work for minimum wage with a family of four and tried to work two jobs just to keep from being evicted and homeless?

mr. bush, have you ever tried to put food on the table for your family, for real?

mr. bush, could we the people possibly have some of the healthcare that all those senators and congressmen get?

mr. bush, were you ever scared to death to take your sick kids to the doctor because you don't have health insurance and you need to buy groceries instead?

have you ever lied to your children and told them everything's going to be o.k. and there's nothing for them to worry about?

mr. bush, have you ever tried to make a meal these days for a family of four for $20?

mr. bush, have you ever been homeless with a family of four?

mr. bush, other than clearing brush for photo ops, have you ever really had a nine to five, joe sixpack, bona fide JOB?

mr. bush, have you ever seen the heroic struggles people in america go through just to get through a day?

mr. bush, might we the people have some small portion of that vast wealth that you toss to your already billionaire buddies?

mr. bush, if a soldier has been blinded, crippled, driven mad, made impotent, disfigured, and rendered limbless, will you try to see to it that he's taken care of for the rest of his life?

mr. bush, if you worked in a factory assembling bombs for 8 straight hours, would it actually kill you?

mr. bush, have you ever tried to go out and find a good job lately?

mr. bush, you say being the president is hard work, but don't you think that any truck driver with half a brain could do it better?

i guess what i'm asking mr. bush, is, don't you realize that there are millions of americans who didn't have a daddy named bush and all the breaks in the world, who actually have to struggle and sweat and get fucked with by the boss and are hurting economically?

can't you see with your so called christian eyes that little children are suffering from hunger, right here in america? can't you see that there are poor and proud people who need a helping hand? can't you send a few billion our way, so that we might feed our children and care for our elderly and sick, instead of bombing the fuck out of the least among us?

has satan blinded you to the misery you've brought to all those wretchedly poor and destitute innocent people in afghanistan and iraq? and to the insane greed you show by making huge profits from killing people? did you forget that the poor and the meek are blessed as are the peacemakers?

mr. bush, you better pray to your god that there is no hell, or such a thing as karma, because buddy, you are totally fucked.

Of course, his answer would be no, and he would be irritated that you brought those things up when he's spent so much time memorizing the other shit on his script.

Of course, once he's indicted, tried, and convicted the prison system will take very good care of him.

mr. bush, have you ever had to work for minimum wage with a family of four and tried to work two jobs just to keep from being evicted and homeless?

No, but my help has. I helped them get the 2nd job with Donny R. They keep his cars cleen. If the help didnt keep spending there money on food they would of had money for rent, which the pay to me.

mr. bush, have you ever tried to put food on the table for your family, for real?

Sure. But the help do a better job. I keep spilling the wine and i get butter on my sleeves.

mr. bush, could we the people possibly have some of the healthcare that all those senators and congressmen get?

Sure. Send the check to me directly.

mr. bush, were you ever scared to death to take your sick kids to the doctor because you don't have health insurance and you need to buy groceries instead?

No. Get a job, lazy welfare scum! You could sell your kids clothes on E-bay couldn't you?

have you ever lied to your children and told them everything's going to be o.k. and there's nothing for them to worry about?

Yes. The twins found out about me anyway, though.

mr. bush, have you ever tried to make a meal these days for a family of four for $20?

I pay my cook way lest then that.

mr. bush, have you ever been homeless with a family of four?

I'll be honest and say no. but I'm worried about it come this January. Uncle Karl says not to be worried, though.

mr. bush, other than clearing brush for photo ops, have you ever really had a nine to five, joe sixpack, bona fide JOB?

Sure. I traded Sammy Sosa, remember. That was the funnest job Daddy got me, but there were other jobs from Daddy. They didn't keep me out of trouble like Daddy wanted. Not even this here job I have.

mr. bush, have you ever seen the heroic struggles people in america go through just to get through a day?

Have you ever tried to scrape together enough matching china and silver for a dinner party of 100 while your wife was whining about her drunk daughters? Talk about struggles! I know it's hard work to make it through the day. I watch poor people like Bill Cosby on the TV.

mr. bush, might we the people have some small portion of that vast wealth that you toss to your already billionaire buddies?

No. Sell stuff on E-bay, you lazy no account! Jesus said he gave his wealth to the deserving. If you were deserving you'd be wealthy.

mr. bush, if a soldier has been blinded, crippled, driven mad, made impotent, disfigured, and rendered limbless, will you try to see to it that he's taken care of for the rest of his life?

When did this happen?

mr. bush, if you worked in a factory assembling bombs for 8 straight hours, would it actually kill you?

Who the hell works 8 hours anymore? Shows how much you know.

mr. bush, have you ever tried to go out and find a good job lately?

I found one, thanks to Daddys friends on the Super Court.

mr. bush, you say being the president is hard work, but don't you think that any truck driver with half a brain could do it better?

Lying to the country is hard work. Truck driver type Amercuns don't have it in them. Could a truck driver work hard to keep Colin in line so he doesn't spill the beans to the libruhl medium? I think not! It's hard work.

i guess what i'm asking mr. bush, is, don't you realize that there are millions of americans who didn't have a daddy named bush and all the breaks in the world, who actually have to struggle and sweat and get fucked with by the boss and are hurting economically?

Watch your language, asshole!

can't you see with your so called christian eyes that little children are suffering from hunger, right here in america? can't you see that there are poor and proud people who need a helping hand? can't you send a few billion our way, so that we might feed our children and care for our elderly and sick, instead of bombing the fuck out of the least among us?

Ha. Jesus said the poor get what the sew and the rich sell them the needle to get through the sewing. Those Iraq people are lucky I'm bombing them so they don't get killed by Saddam who I got and Daddy didn't. And watch your language, dickwad!

has satan blinded you to the misery you've brought to all those wretchedly poor and destitute innocent people in afghanistan and iraq? and to the insane greed you show by making huge profits from killing people? did you forget that the poor and the meek are blessed as are the peacemakers?

What innocent people? The poor and meek aren't the peacemakers. Guns and bombs are. War is peace and we must be strong and kill everybody. It's hard work.

mr. bush, you better pray to your god that there is no hell, or such a thing as karma, because buddy, you are totally fucked.

Jesus hisself told me I'm saved. I here his voices all the time. I don't know about karma, 'cause I usually buy my cars with cash through my pal James Bath.

(ass-toot)...(sus- seenkt)

Bush has never known what it's like to break down and cry because you're so stressed about finanaces.