Official "Guy James Show" thread---please keep kicked!

Can't wait till this one starts gang. I'm ready and rarin' to roll. Ambassador Richard Holbrook scheduled to be on in the 4 o'clock hour and, also, we'll have national spokesman for the Kerry-Edwards campaign, Phil Singer on during that hour as well.

Wanna talk about Smirky's debate losses? His lies? His incompetence? Call in at 1-888-602-7500-7501, 7502, 7503, 7504 or, locally at 239-479-5540. Tune in at www.theguyjamesshow.com or if you are lucky enough to be in SouthWest Florida today tune in at WPTK Powertalk 1200 in Ft. Myers.

Call in and help make this another great show. I'm pumped!!! We're winning this thing. I just KNOW it!!

how he plans to repair our damaged reputation in the world after BushCo leaves office in January. Just getting Smirky out of office will go a long way, but other steps will clearly also be necessary.

Looking for your input here!

how can you do a talk show without that? :shrug:

THE CHENEY CLAN - with apologies to Sammy Davis Jr.

(To the tune of "The Candy Man")

WHO CAN FAKE AN OUTRAGE
WITH A TAWDRY LIE
MAKING UP AN ISSUE
THAT THEIR FUNDIE BASE WILL BUY?

THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN
THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD

DADDY'S TALKING DIRTY
MOMMY'S WRITING SMUT
WHO THINKS THE WORD 'LESBIAN'S
ANOTHER WORD FOR SLUT?

THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN
THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD

THE CHENEY CLAN'S BLITZ AND THEIR ANGRY FITS
SO POLITICALLY MOTIVATED
RICK SANTORUM THINKS SHE SHOULD BE HATED
BUT YOU WERE NOT AGGRAVATED.

OH, ALAN KEYES CAN DISS HER
IN A NASTY WAY
WHO IGNORES A SLUR
BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE USED TO SWAY?

THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN
THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD

THE CHENEY CLAN PLAYS HARDBALL EVERY DAY
WITH HYPOCRISY THAT'S SHAMELESS
REPUBLICANS ARE ALWAYS BLAMELESS
EVEN WHILE THEY MAKE THE SAME MESS

WHO THINKS GREED'S A GOOD THING?
WHO PROFITS FROM THE WAR?
WHO SHILLS FOR THE RIGHT WING
LIKE A TWENTY DOLLAR WHORE?

THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN
THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD

YES, THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE
THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH
AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD.....

How could I have forgotten something that could change the face of the world?

Actually you have done it again with another brilliant song parody (that will be stuck in my head all day AGAIN). :-)

i'll have to write something new with a different annoying melody and clear that problem up pronto! let's see... WILD THING? TOMORROW? PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON? INCENSE AND PEPPERMINTS???


hmmm....

It is one of the first songs I ever learned on the piano. However, please don't do the WILD THING! :P

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP

(To the tune of "Take This Job and Shove It")

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE...
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH THESE FASCISTS
FOR NEARLY FOUR LONG YEARS
ALL THIS TIME, I WATCHED MY COUNTRY
BEING RUN BY FEAR AND SMEARS
CAN WE ASK HOW MANY MORE MEN MUST DIE,
ALL THE ONES WHOSE VOTES ARE LOST?
I WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR RIGHT WING SPIN,
YOUR PROJECTIONS ARE A LIE!

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

WELL MY MAMA'S HEARIN' RUSH LIMBAUGH'S RANTS
AND EV'RY FOX NEWS SHOW.
IF YOU ASK FOR HER OPINION
YOU KNOW SHE DON'T KNOW.
ELECTION DAY, WE BRING IT TO A STOP
YOU LIARS ARE GONNA PAY
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR FACES
WHEN THE MAJORITY CAN SAY:

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE
THE SAMPLES ARE SKEWED
YOU SAY IT'S TOO CLOSE--
HEARD THAT LIE BEFORE.
YOUR POPULAR POLLING SIMPLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT
AL GORE KNOWS THE SCORE
SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP
I WON'T BUY YOUR CRAP NO MORE

SCREW YOUR POLLS AND SHUT UP!

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Get right on the O'Reilly thingy too! That's TOO good to leave out! I'm at work and can't listen (internet connection too slow) but trust you'll get on it! Good Luck! :headbang:

I'd like to hear about the Reservist that called home and asked her mother to get in touch with someone because they needed help. Something about being sent out in dangerous territory ill prepared. Her mother taped it. also what is the correct number of soldiers that were involved. first they said 17-20 and then they changed it to 5
thanks

I'd like to hear about the Reservist that called home and asked her mother to get in touch with someone because they needed help. Something about being sent out in dangerous territory ill prepared. Her mother taped it. also what is the correct number of soldiers that were involved. first they said 17-20 and then they changed it to 5
thanks

I don't know about the airwave broadcast, but the stream cut off Guy's message on the user supported nature of his show.

:mad:

did you get the graphics?....

am so glad we had got that online. I do so appreciate what you did.
If I get an eagle or flag from somewhere I will be fine to put on the back. Working on that when I saw it was time for Guy. I am computer illeterate ! You really helped me out !

get amanda's t-shirt!

the addy is http://cafeshops.com/helpavet/

It is for United Veterans of America

:hi:

:kick:

http://www.abc.net.au/am/content/2004/s1069242.htm

My opponent says we didn't have any allies in this war. What's he say to
Tony Blair? What's he say to Alexander Kwasniewski of Poland?"
-George W. Bush in Thursday night's debate

"They deceived us about the weapons of mass destruction, that's true. We
were taken for a ride."
-Alexander Kwasniewski in a March interview
--------------------------------------------
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1514&e=3&u=/afp/iraq_poland

Poland will start to withdraw troops from January 2005: PM

Fri Oct 15, 4:57 AM ET

WARSAW (AFP) - Poland's Prime Minister Marek Belka confirmed that the 2,500 Polish troops in Iraq would be progressively withdrawn starting from January next year and would not stay "an hour longer than needed."

for their wrong doing with this bunch in office......?
Family Values..Yeah right !

I have had my kids watch this- not every pol is a creep

It still a JV football game to them.


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good line!

debate performances.

:kick:

Lets see Mexico gets healthcare from americans and so does Iraq and we don't get anything. Outsourcing our health now !

That was me with the waving the white flag comment on drug re-importation.



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Don't know why. :shrug: Guy is a gent.

:hi:

protect themselves. Yes ....it's easier it isolate the five than to pull in the total 17 to 19.

:-)

Not that good!:kick:

Defending the boy king. Guy, set the guy straight! You're right, he was a "legacy" student at Yale and got a gentleman's C. The practice was still rampant in the 70's.

Reeve only went into a coma the day before he died !

especially in the field of politics.

"Doesn't graduating from Harvard demonstrate your intelligence?"

Well, I think that in Bush's case it demonstrates his ability to game the system based on his family history and prominent name.

he left a message and that's ALL that Kerry said.

He said it was his honor to have heard Chris message and that he was so Excited about the future..or something like that.

control of news. Educate the people to be more critical in distinguishing Journalism from Editorializing!!


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Yes! I heard that on Brian's morning show yesterday!

Excellent call about sexual harassment. :hi:

"You can't wake up at 40, find Jesus after being drunk...."

That was wonderfully stated!

:hi:

suddenly I was on and had to grab my thoughts. But then again I didn't wake up from a drunk one day and find Jesus after a 40 year stupor. LOL. I apologize if I jumped around a lot.

You sounded cool and collected. Funny too. :bounce:


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as usual!

:yourock:

Not shortchanging callers is the way to go. :bounce:

Florida is in PLAY!

:dem:

:kick: :donut:

Excellent point about Bush avoiding the jobs question.

"cell phone" polling.

How about the "registrations"!

Did you get though the one we normally use and the Wingers have their own? Slipped by me..LOL

:7

the giant Bush gaffe about denying he said he was not concerned with OBL.

for the President to explain, act, or anything else how important it is to represent this country "DIPLOMATICALLY"! Bush has no more concept about diplomacy than Wyatt Earp in the "OK" Corral

at least ONE house to "balance the powers" of Kerry's Presidency.:dem:

from another room. Heard Guy James mention Betty Castor is 5 points down. Now that's terrible.

Can't bear to believe the Senate seat which was so well filled by Bob Graham for YEARS could go to Mel Martinez, _{George Bush's} good friend.

:dem:

She's FAR brighter than Mel Martinez. She'd make a much better Senator, too.

:hi: You missed my debut on TGJS.

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Mel M should shit and fall back in it!

So steamed I missed you, Mika.

You're right on Mel. He's not worth much beyond a good doorstop.

www.whiterosesociety.org

:hi:

:-)

:dem:

that's ALL benburch's work...

kudos where kudos are due!

sorry, I am bouncing off of three IE screens. My apologies. I do know the "benburch" and "white rose" do the Archives.

:-)

the "tribal" attributes of the region among so many other things!!



:-)

Gay marriage is another example.


Even the name of our country describes it.

BUSH OF COURSE!

I bet he taught history and/or civics. I certainly can imagine him glued to the TV watching the debates.

there's work to be done, but, it should be approached with CONFIDENCE!

BELIEVE it, and ACHIEVE it!

IN A LANDSLIDE

in Iraq.

Also the Lump in the White House used his weekly radio address for campaign purposes, taking pot shots at John Kerry! Not too smooth.

On edit: The sound disappears during the breaks. Is that an oversight?

god, it's so sickening. think CNN will interrupt Mary-Mania to mention any of it?

That fairly rips it.

Yeah, heaven forbid they (cable news) can be torn away from examing Kerry's great crime against humanity by referring to commonly known information.

Gawd. :puke:


I weep to think of the prospect.

Surely hope he'll learn to see it's a bad idea politically with the rest of the country.

That doesn't mean they wouldn't create a bogus reason for it, does it? Just like Iraq.

"This is Zena Fobe from Billionaires for Bush". Discover your own Billionaires for Bush name here:

http://www.billionairesforbush.com/name/

Hello from newly named Mona Terri Gaines!

Thanks for pointing this out. Now we can ALL be more important!

Mine is C. Alma Diamonds. Dazzling!

You must be the good witch of the south. :P

of Federal Govt. Employees TSP

:(

:headbang:

:-)

Speaking of bush's not being funny and acting like he was on something at the debate..

Has everyone seen this..an ad from democrats.org titled "Not Funny"?

http://www.democrats.org/notfunny/index.html

"Hate, Fear, and Ignorance"..bush's campaign slogans

Great call Jeff !

If we can push up the Congressional allignment!
:kick:

the diplomatic skills that have been exhibited by THIS current adminstration.

:dem:

what are the ODDS there WILL be?

for the world costs money. For the conservative taxpayers, should we concern ourselves with "meddling" into the "internal" affairs of countries which do not pose a "DIRECT" threat to our country, or, should we build up the "infrastructure" of our own????

:-)

Gets better and better !

Guy James!!!!

Great Show! You sounded so upbeat today!

coreystone

Have a great week!!

:dem:

This show is a much needed base in every weekend.

Hoping for the best ahead in November.