Air America Radio - Campaign Countdown 1 - 3 PM

Rachel Maddow and David Bender will have Betty Castor and Ted Kennedy on. They just said to dis reguard the gallup poll!

JON, HE WAS GOOD! - with apologies to Chuck Berry

(To the tune of "Johnny B. Goode")

HE GOT HIS START ON MTV AND REALLY MADE A MARK
AND NOW THE DAILY SHOW FEATURES HIS TRADEMARK 'SNARK'
IT MAY BE FAKE NEWS BUT ALL THE REST IS DIRT
SO CHEERS FOR OUR NEW HERO, OUR JONNY STEWART
HE SLAPPED DOWN TUCKER CARLSON WITH AMAZING EASE
SO GIVE US SOME MORE JONNY, DON'T BE A TEASE!

GO! GO! GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO! JON, HE WAS GOOD!

HE BLOWS AWAY THE PUNDITS WITH THAT ARCHING BROW
KNOWS THEIR JOB MUCH BETTER SO HE TELLS THEM HOW.
PAUL BEGALA BLUBBERED BUT WAS SO OUTCLASSED
JON JUST STUCK A BIG PIN IN THE BLOATED BOMBAST.
HE'S NOBODY'S MONKEY SO LET'S JUMP AND SHOUT
JON SURE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT...

GO! GO! GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO! JON, HE WAS GOOD!

AND WHEN HE SAID 'WE'RE HURTING' THAT WAS FROM THE HEART
SO MUCH FOR THE BOYS WHO ARE PAID TO BE SMART.
SO BUY THE BOOK AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO CATCH THE SHOW
HE DESERVES TO SEE HIS AUDIENCE GROW.
HE'S SUPPORTING KERRY AND MAKES FUN OF BUSH
LET'S ENCOURAGE JONNY TO PUSH:


GO! GO! GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO!
GO, JONNY, GO! GO! JON, HE WAS GOOD!