WTF! : Repukes have better sex?!

Oct. 18, 2004 — American Sex Lives 2004, a new "Primetime Live" sex poll conducted in conjunction with the ABC News Polling Unit, is among the most comprehensive surveys of its kind in decades and establishes a new, detailed picture of sex attitudes and behavior in America today.

The "Primetime Live" sex poll answers many provocative questions that we have all wondered about, but have never dared to ask, including: how many Americans describe themselves as sexually "traditional" or "adventurous"; how often are Americans having sex; what are the sex habits of cheaters; and who is cheating with their co-worker and who is cheating in the workplace.

The poll analysis includes a breakdown by many subgroups, including region, age and even political party affiliation, which is the topic of results released today:


Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent

Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent

The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

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http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1

Actually, Pubs probably live a more "unexamined" life.....

republicans might be more likely to lie about their sex lives than dems. And a far higher percentage of senior citizens, who don't have the best sex lives to say the least, are probably democrats than republicans

and how could you possibly take it seriously the same person that say's they wore something sexy to enhance their sex life, when they think Laura Bush looks good when she is wearing those sofa cover plaid dresses?

Also they report faking orgasms less because they don't think female orgasms should be part of the sex act anyway, so there is no need to fake something that your partner doesn't expect or want you to have.

Dumm fickt gut
Probably because they don't think so damn much.

So um now I have a reason to call repubs "dumb fucks".

They're mainly glad most of the acne is gone.

That was good...something I haven't been able to do lately is LAUGH!

Thanks, shockingelk!

I'll out-sex any repub with one dick tied behind my back.

...maybe there's something to that.

answer that their sex lives are wonderful. To answer it any other way would cause them harm. Besides this question doesn't address who they are having sex with, being the family values party and all.
HA.

trysts in Austin?

Or William Bennett's visits to his dominatrix in Las Vegas--as SHE alleges?

Or how about Drier's alleged bisexual bent?

I am so sick of the bullshit.

I don't know if Madsen's article is true, but if it is, isn't it time for a little fair and balanced reporting on the blow jobs of the Republicans?

http://onlinejournal.com/Commentary/091504Madsen/091504madsen.html

Ya know whutta mean? ;-)

If they were interviewing these santimonious assholes about the people they're actually married to as opposed to the folks they're screwing on the side, I think the answers would be much different.

FSC

Republicans HAVE sex?!?!?

That's an unpleasant thought.

Haven't we all learned that by now!

They should ask the girlfriends of those male Republicans who are in committed relationships how the sex is.