If you had five minutes alone with President Bush, what would you say.

Besides "goodbye".

Remember, you can't touch him or you'll get tackled by his security people.

for sure but I would have a wooden cross and some silver with me cause ya never know.

I would tell him, look what you have done to my country and it citizens. Beyond that it wouldn't be nice.

to DU Historic NY!! :hi: What part of historic NY are you from?

Hudson River Valley near West Point

It will drive him into a fit. If he screams get up and leave without a word.

Non-stop for five minutes.

My question to Bush. :evilgrin:

...I desperately need to take a leak! Oops, sorry."

:evilgrin:

You have the honor of being the first poster to ever almost make me lose my coffee on my keyboard. Me--Got nothing to say to the man. I just want him out of office.

My first hot posting on Sunday and now my first known keyboard dousing. Now all I have to do is get blocked!!

:silly:

and then I would explain how.

You'd have to talk fast like an auctioneer to fit all that in five minutes! :think:

that he will get? It would be both an exercise in futility and a waste of good oxygen.

"Quick! What's two plus two?" }(

You can't talk or reason with people like him.

He could be speaking across the street and I wouldn't bother to venture outside!

..even though I can't touch him ?

you deranged bag of shit? Do you REALLY feel that you're following the word of Christ with your ACTIONS or just your WORDS?
Supposedly, from all I've heard of his "magnetic" personality, within 2 minutes he'd win me over with his "charm" and "homespun" mannerisms. I sincerely doubt it. It would take every bit of self restraint on my part to keep from...........saying something really mean.

I can see right through you and I know what you did.

No matter how many people he kills trying to win God's love - and no matter how much he drinks when he returns to drinking after the power to kill has been taken away from him

I'd not say a word. I'd simply slap some reason into his drug-addled brain.

I would want to try to determine why he would allow himself to be manipulated by Karl Rove. I suppose I want to think that he is deep down a nice person, but he's a victim of his own political party's thinking. Then I'd slap him.

Julie

or after I bitch slapped him?

I'd have a box of memorabilia for him to sign and i'd have his
little pen hand scrawling that signature as fast as he could write
for the whole 5 minutes.

I'd have him sign military knives with indelible ink,
rangers baseballs, USA flags, copies of the absentee ballot,
A french flag, An iraqi flag...oh! boy!

Then i'd be a millionaire on e-bay! :-)

The only thing i'd say in the end is "Cheers!"

His signature is worth more than his words, why bother.

"Fuck you, you fake cowboy piece of shit that's afraid of horses. Fuck you and the big scary horse that you're too afraid to ride in on."

make sure the edges are rounded, 'kay? CURVE the corners, don't turn them!" :evilgrin:

Why would I? What could one say to a bona fide sociopath that stealing our Country?

Unless of course you are willing to toady up to him like a good little subject of the Emperor.

What would be the point anyway, since he sees anyone who goes against him as a terrorist and as doubting the word of Gawd?

I would simply stare at him for those five minutes, unblinking, unmoving...and watch him squirm.

"go Cheney yourself"

You're suggesting that he have a few heart attacks? :toast:

to Senator Patrick Leahy on the senate floor this spring

LEAHY’S SEAT RAISES GOP IRE
Curses, there’s Sen. Patrick Leahy!
http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/9846180.htm

Sen. John Kerry’s presidential campaign gave the Vermont Democrat a prime seat Tuesday night at the debate between Vice President Dick Cheney and Sen. John Edwards, a not-so-subtle reminder of Cheney’s profane confrontation with Leahy in June.

The vice president directed a vulgarity at Leahy on the Senate floor while members were assembling for their annual group photo. The vice president was upset with the Democrat’s criticism about alleged improprieties in Iraq military contracts awarded to Halliburton Co.

On Tuesday, a top Bush campaign official called Kerry’s staff and took issue with Leahy’s seating position.

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basically he told Leahy to "go F** yourself" -- since then we have been replacing the "F" word with the "C" word-Cheney --- and there you have the expression "go Cheney yourself" or "Cheney off"

I don't care how many times you talk to your phony 'god' and think 'he' talks back to you. I don't care how many rich assholes are willing to invest their money in your campaign (banking on you returning the favor with de-regulation and no-bid contracts). I don't care how many slack jawed yokels think your alcoholic ass would be 'fun to have a beer with'. I don't care how many dried up twats stand behind you on ignoring science to further your insane religious bullshit.

What I DO care about is your selfish, short-sighted, ignorant, fantasy-based policies that are hurting REAL people and destroying our civil liberties.

Now that you'll be gone in a couple o weeks, we can get back to repairing our country. So, in the meantime, to quote your evil running mate, why don't you "go fuck yourself!"?

and then I would tell him that I would not piss on him if he was on fire.

I really can't think of anything else I would want to say to him.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!"

You claim to be a christian...yet you never attend church, and probably couldn't guess what's in the bible unless Rove told you.

You claim to be a uniter...
...but you have given rise to the largest divisions in history, between the US and the world, between Muslims and americans, between americans and americans.

You claim to be able to keep american safe....
...but you didn't save us from 9/11, you turned over our policy decisions to Sharon and The Sauds, Chalabi and others of dubious integrity.

You claim to excercise good judgement....
....yet you surround yourself in a protective bubble that fends off criticism or information counter to your goals.

You claim to be God's messenger...
...yet you have wrought an unjust war based on falsehoods. Did you think that was the message God wanted you to relay?

You claim to be a leader...
...but you allow yourself to be lead around by Rove, Rumsfeld, Cheney and Wolfowitz, among others.

You claim to be compassionate...
...yet you giggle at the misfortune of the others and relish the deaths and suffering of other humans. You institute concentration camps and torture chambers, then deny their existence or your culpability.

You claim to be a man of integrity and strength...
...yet nothing you say is true and you collapse like a house of cards when asked a simple question.

You claim to be a man of the people...
...yet your strings are pulled by corporations.

You claim to be a family man...
...yet your extended family profits from war, your wife is a murderer, and your daughters are poster children for excess.

You claim to be a patriot...
...yet you sold us out to other countries for oil.

You claim to protect us...
...but you want us to be constantly afraid.

You claim to be president...
...yet you were never elected.

I only ask one thing: I want to be there, on judgement day, when you bow your knee and confess to the Lord how your claims do not match your record.

but you're being played, you're being tricked, you're being fooled. The people who helped you get here, who helped you throughout your life, are just using you.

In the end, you are getting blamed and they are getting away with all of it. It is your responsibility to expose all of them and come clean to the people of the world before it is too late.

when you meet your maker at the pearly gates, mr christian. hahahaha.

"When you awake you will feel refreshed and content, but whenever you hear a reporter say the words "Mr. President" you will get an unbelievable erection and have an irresistable urge to masturbate, which you will do immediately."

Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

;)

RTP

I'd give anything say that to his face.

"Now I'm just going to step out of the room and let you explain to her and her little girl why you did NOTHING to keep her husband's plane from taking off."

I wouldn't say a single word, though. I'd like to simply show him pictures of people who died on 9/11, our soldiers dying and wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the many nameless thousands in the ME that we've killed and wounded. But that probably would take much longer than 5 minutes.

And I know that this wouldn't prick his conscience since he doesn't have one. But for just once, I'd like him to at least have to look at them.

Or if I could sing better, I'd bring along a guitar and sing "Masters of War." Then moon him.

but don't take it out on the world.

I am sorry your parents made you feel like you were a worthless piece of shit who could never live up to their expectation, but you are just proving they were right.

If you are still hearing voices in your head (namely, God), there are medicines you can take to help that.

eom

May your dreams rot and sicken in your sight."

How many fingers am I showing?

,,!,, lol

How do you justify fear as a reason for people to love you?

As said by my new hero, Jon Stewart.

Listen up, W, you might be likeable and religious, but you are out of touch with the problems of most Americans. Please go back to your ranch, NOW!!

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If my 5 minutes are televised... then its a whole different thing.
I'll leave my e-bay get-rich memoribilia at home and proceed with a
full on interrogation.

Hello George, ... awww hell... whats the point of talking to the
bastard.... As it turned out, my camera crew had LSD in the coolaid,
and George bush is trippin'.!!! :-)

2 hours later on the white house lawn, as both GWB and I are lying
in the grass mesmerized by the way grass "moooves" when you stare at
it, i discover that he is really gay and wants to have sex with my
male dog.

Then i call in the animal rights people and have him arrested!!!

Finally caught him with a real crime! None of this human mass murder
stuff.... but buggering a dog, is a crime, EVEN IN ENGLAND!

;-)

"no body wants to hear about your bogus Texas swagger, your shallow born-again freakyness, and your twisted logic that you're helping people by cow-towing to big corporations and think you're make us safer by pissing off the whole world. Fuck off."

and ask God for understanding that he needs humility, and ask God for forgives for getting thousands and thousands killed.

I wonder if that would sink into to his megalomaniacal, drug-addled brain.

note to SS and humorless repubs - kidding.

:)

Will Farrel for the win!

he shies from horses, so never mind a 4-foot, grunting bird with North America's biggest wingspan.
He'll fall on his rear and has to be dragged off by the Service while another shoves at the birds.

and it's OK to just let this all go and take care of yourself.

because no one in this world ever will, you rat bastard!

"You get to go first,I can't remember the name of this game,it's some kind of roulette?"