If George Bush was asking you for a job, what would he list as his

KlatooBNikto

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Tue Oct-19-04 05:32 AM
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If George Bush was asking you for a job, what would he list as his

personal accomplishments and qualifications?

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ogradda

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Tue Oct-19-04 05:33 AM
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1. he works hard

and knows his internets :)

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KlatooBNikto

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Tue Oct-19-04 05:34 AM
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2. Good one!LOL!

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lforbus

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Tue Oct-19-04 05:48 AM
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3. And he doesn't misunderestimate

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KlatooBNikto

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Tue Oct-19-04 05:49 AM
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4. Another good one!

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teach1st

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Tue Oct-19-04 05:50 AM
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5. Compassionate

After all, he traded Sosa to the Cubs because he felt sorry for them.

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auburngrad82

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Tue Oct-19-04 05:58 AM
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6. It wouldn't get that far. He'd fail the drug test.

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ogradda

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 AM
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7. o darn!

maybe he could get some goldenseal.

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0007

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:46 AM
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8. Making babies and kiddies and all mommies feel save enough

to sleep at night.

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IronElder

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:02 AM
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11. I am never late for work!

Wait he would never be able to write a sentence that big.
(Never AWOL) looks much better.

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Longhorn

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:53 AM
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9. His daddy is Poppy Bush.

That's how he got all his other jobs.

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Vickers

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:01 AM
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10. Here's the irony...he *IS* asking us for a job

Now seriously...would you hire him? Then by Gawd, don't vote for him!

A post here once really put the difference between him and Kerry in perspective for me, not only regarding the obvious combat differences, but the TRUST differences: if you were in a war, and needed somebody to help you out in a firefight or some other dicey situation, who would you want there?

George or Kerry?

Well folks, we're *in* a war, and I'm yelling for Kerry. LOUDLY.

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