what would be a proper going away present for W?

democrat in Tallahassee

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:36 PM
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what would be a proper going away present for W?

What should we send when he moves out of the White House?

a copy of My Pet Goat?

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spatlese

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:38 PM
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1. A one way ticket to the moon! n/t

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DemBones DemBones

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:16 PM
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30. But he would prefer to go to Mars!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

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zoeb

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:38 PM
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2. A good, swift kick to the arse!!!n/t

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lakemonster11

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Wed Oct-20-04 04:37 AM
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78. LOL

I was going to say "a kick in the pants," but I guess that works too! :)

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Bluzmann57

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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3. How about Federal Marshals

armed with an arrest warrant?

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benburch

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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4. Steel bracelets.

With a stylish link connecting them together.

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xultar

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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5. A Swiftboat named AWOL n/t

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LiberalEsto

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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6. Big bag of big pretzels n/t

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RollergirlVT

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:13 PM
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44. that was my first thought.

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Iris

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:49 PM
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55. mine, too! n/t

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sleepyhead

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:50 PM
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56. Mine too.

GMTA.

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speedoo

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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7. A summons.

To appear for a deposition, without Cheney at his side, to answer questions about his presidency:

1. What did he do in response to the 8/6/01 PDB.

2. Account for all his time and decisions made between 8/6/01 and 9-11.

3. Explain his actions ON 9-11.

that's just for starters.

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calico1

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:40 PM
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8. A long vacation...

in Iraq.

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TahitiNut

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:40 PM
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9. Orange coveralls and a pair of flip-flops.

I want that bastard in prison and his cronies with him!

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arwalden

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:52 PM
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19. That Was My Answer Too...

only I hadn't gotten as far as the flip-flops. (Nice touch!)

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UrbScotty

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:34 PM
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49. I( don't think one pair would do it.

Maybe a dozen.

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TahitiNut

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Wed Oct-20-04 01:45 AM
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69. I forgot: A sandbag sack for his head and a collar and leash.

Detestible war criminals - all of them!

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charlie

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:41 PM
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10. Incurable jock itch n/t

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hippiechick

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:41 PM
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11. a case of Jack Daniels

...let's hope the stupid and irrational mofo drinks himself to death his first 48 hours out of office.

:hippie:

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Uben

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:45 PM
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12. The perfect gift!

A cell phone! Just as long as he in a prison cell when he uses it!

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:46 PM
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13. About 30 years hard time!

At Gitmo!

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donheld

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Wed Oct-20-04 02:42 AM
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74. NO more callers, We have a winner

i could only hope :toast: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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Vickers

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:47 PM
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14. A blue dress

:spank:

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Hubert Flottz

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:49 PM
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15. Billy O'Really and his toys for a cellmate!

Batteries not included!

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charlyvi

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:50 PM
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16. A Flight Suit,

a toy aircraft carrier, and a gold watch with "Mission Accomplished" engraved on it.

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olddem43

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:51 PM
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A free ride -

outta D.C. on a rail with tar and feathers, all the way to the pig farm.

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mandyky

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:51 PM
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17. As soon as we know for sure he's lost

we should send people in DC cases of pink toilet paper and have them paper the heck out PA Ave., as close to the WH as they can get!! LOL

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0007

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:52 PM
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18. Duct tape and a sheet of plastic

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lil-petunia

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:55 PM
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20. training wheels for his tricycle. and air bags. Seat belt. Hydraulic

suspension. Anti-crash radar. video surveillance. safety bars.

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sphincter

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:58 PM
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21. A new bicycle...

...a shopping bag of clues and syphilis.

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Taurus Ballzoff

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:58 PM
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22. Perhaps this would suffice...

...I am thinking deluxe accommodations for one at the Primate Exhibit at Washington zoological gardens...and perhaps nice gift basket of bananas. Pleasant visual, da?

Comrade Ballzoff

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karlrschneider

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:40 PM
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38. Da, tovarisch! ...... Welcome to DU!

:toast:

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MADem

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Wed Oct-20-04 04:05 AM
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77. Your name is a total hoot! nt

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eaprez

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:01 PM
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23. A Scholarship to a community college

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GreenPartyVoter

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:01 PM
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24. A big ol steaming heap o' cow patties in the back seat of his car.

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gemlake

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:03 PM
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25. A big pot of WMDs n/t

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LibDemAlways

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:08 PM
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26. A hood, a set of electrodes,

Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 07:10 PM by LibDemAlways

and a photographer to take the chimp's WH portrait.

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JennC

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:09 PM
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27. Moore's 9-11

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kayell

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:10 PM
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28. A new suit and some nicely coordinated jewelry

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DemBones DemBones

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:15 PM
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29. Great answers! Some quite creative. My avatar speaks for me.

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greblc

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:26 PM
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31. A new Brush Cutter.

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Eye and Monkey

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:30 PM
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32. Turd Polish

You forgot the Polish!

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MsConduct

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:31 PM
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33. Free skydiving lessons over Iraq. n/t

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linazelle

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:36 PM
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34. A "care pkg." w/a flight suit, plastic turkey and back transmitter....

You know,"souvenirs."

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bearfan454

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:37 PM
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35. A War Criminal Trial in the Hague.

That would be nice.

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karlrschneider

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:37 PM
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36. A Ruger .44 magnum with a U-shaped barrel...

:evilgrin:

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ElsewheresDaughter

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:40 PM
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37. a big dose of FEAR

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ElsewheresDaughter

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:40 PM
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39. FEAR

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Zero Gravitas

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:41 PM
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40. The Finger

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LibLover

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Tue Oct-19-04 07:54 PM
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41. A Dick Cheney blow up doll?

I'd even throw in the tire pump, because I'm such a generous person!

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bliss_eternal

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:05 PM
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42. An enema

and Massengil disposable douche

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expatriate

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:05 PM
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43. Coprolite ...

You know - fossilized dinosaur doo. It's the shit that lasts forever.

Or a one way trip to Venus, a la The Marching Morons.

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DemBones DemBones

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Wed Oct-20-04 02:38 AM
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72. That shit DOES last forever! Welcome to DU,

expatriate! :hi:

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bloodyjack

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:15 PM
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45. a strand of dental floss on which he can string the skulls of his victims

it would match his shirt

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chaska

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:17 PM
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46. ...and a big ol' slab of giant plastic turkey.

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Greylyn58

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:29 PM
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47. I think...

a real good, thorough investigation into all the crimes this admin. has committed. Similar to what was done to Bill Clinton.

I think that would be appropriate. It would certainly make me happy.

:kick:

"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in their struggle for independence."
Charles A. Beard

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CelticWinter

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:29 PM
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48. A hedge trimmer

so he can cut away the bushes

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Zorra

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:35 PM
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50. "Personal" lubricant. n/t

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KamaAina

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:45 PM
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51. A Segway

and a crash helmet.

On second thought, scratch the crash helmet. :evilgrin:

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Sabriel

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:48 PM
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52. A lifetime spent with Babs, Laura, and the twins

Shudder!

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hatrack

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:48 PM
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53. A coffee can filled with pig shit

A fitting reminder of his next destination down in Crawford.

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StupidFOX

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:49 PM
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54. 10 year tour in Iraq

Hope it only lasts 2, if you know what I mean...

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nostalgicaboutmyfutr

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Tue Oct-19-04 08:52 PM
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57. I think the first lost election is

paper...i will give him the copy of my ballot!

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DemBones DemBones

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Wed Oct-20-04 02:41 AM
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73. But he lost last time! What's the proper gift for a

second lost election? Wood? Copper? Cloth? Scissors? Rock?

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TrustingDog

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Tue Oct-19-04 09:04 PM
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58. tar, feathers and stocked.

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NoPasaran

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Tue Oct-19-04 09:10 PM
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59. Concrete overshoes

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gordianot

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Tue Oct-19-04 09:36 PM
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60. A jail cell next to Saddam.

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deadparrot

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Tue Oct-19-04 09:37 PM
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61. Brand spanking new post as ambassador to Iraq.

Hell, why not Iran? They love him over there.

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walldude

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Tue Oct-19-04 09:37 PM
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62. Not that this is possible

Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 09:38 PM by walldude

but what Bush really needs is a Freakin Clue!

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Mean_Mr_Mustard

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Tue Oct-19-04 09:40 PM
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63. Definietly

I think we should let Michael Moore eat him.

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BiggJawn

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Tue Oct-19-04 09:58 PM
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64. An Indictment from The Hague...

And a LONG vacation in Spandau prison.

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pen dragon

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Tue Oct-19-04 10:05 PM
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65. A harsh moment of TRUTH

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Oak2004

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Wed Oct-20-04 12:00 AM
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66. A draft notice

The Army, under the new skills draft, needs someone uniquely qualified to serve as a field latrine in Falluja.

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KellyPaDem

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Wed Oct-20-04 12:50 AM
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67. A bill for 1,086 funerals (nt)

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Shadowen

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Wed Oct-20-04 01:16 AM
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68. A beating.

With his own limbs.

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GreenPoet64

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Wed Oct-20-04 01:56 AM
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70. An "isolated incident" at Abu Ghraib

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AlbertoMo83

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Wed Oct-20-04 02:17 AM
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71. A BIG KICK IN THE ASS

:evilgrin:

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DemBones DemBones

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Wed Oct-20-04 02:43 AM
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75. Mr. DemBones suggested that an all-expense paid trip to

drop him off in remote northwestern Afghanistan would be appropriate. He also suggested he be dressed in an orange jumpsuit with a target on his rear end.

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orpupilofnature57

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Wed Oct-20-04 03:58 AM
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76. An occupational guide book like WHAT COLOR IS MY RAINBOW.

And thanks to him** there are lots of people out there,to help him read it.

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Bhaisahab

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Wed Oct-20-04 04:54 AM
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79. An all expenses paid holiday for shithead and family to Fallujah n/t

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OldEurope

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Wed Oct-20-04 05:32 AM
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80. Receipt for WMD

:evilgrin:

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Libby2

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Wed Oct-20-04 05:37 AM
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81. A big ass bag of pretzels.

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