Maybe they're right...

You know what, maybe being liberal is Bad? I mean, do we really need to progress as a people?

Since being left is so evil, I think I'll go way right. Yeah, that's the ticket! Totally reactionary and conservative, because being 'liberal' is so terrible.

In fact, I think its time those silly females should stop voting. Hell, lets say you have to be white and a land-owner, and over 21. And enough of this free speech nonsense. I support strong censorship of everyone. And a compulsory military. Everyone should serve, no matter what!

Since I'm so far right, no more abortions! In fact, any unwed mothers will be thrown out of the country! We don't need those type of "liberals" around here. And anyone with a tattoo, or a piercing, or a black hair. I'm sure Adam had blonde hair. God told me so in a dream.

Oh fucking right! IN FACT, things were so much better back when we didn't have to worry about this shit, let's just sell Alaska back to Russia, give Texas and the west to Spain, Louisiana and all that to France, and we can give back the east coast to England. I mean, hell? Isn't that where we started all this liberalism to begin with? I must be bad, I mean, look at all this stuff they did? Fucking liberals.



(I just saw something ELSE about liberals being bad, and it really pissed me off. I know this lacks a clever subtlety, but I really needed to rant about it.)