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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:04 PM
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"Celsius 41.11" - the reviews are in... and they're bad!!!
"Celsius 41.11"
With this surreally bad, conservative response to "Fahrenheit 9/11," the year of the political film finally hits rock bottom.

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By Stephanie Zacharek

Oct. 27, 2004  |  Of all the political documentaries released this year, made by filmmakers on either side of the ideological fence, "Celsius 41.11" has to be the weirdest. The picture was released by an organization called Citizens United, as a response to Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11." Citizens United identifies itself in its press release, with an almost charming straightforwardness, as a conservative grassroots group -- in other words, these are the guys in the black hats, so brace yourself for lots of anti-Kerry invective, terrorism buffs who display their remarkable grasp of delicate foreign-policy issues with pronouncements like "You gotta get them before they get you. End of story," and, perhaps most fearsome of all, conservative radio host and alleged film critic Michael Medved's rumpled, woefully stayless shirt collars. (As we learn in the film, Medved, in his reckless youth at Yale, used to be a liberal -- apparently, an aversion to the hopelessly bourgeois activity of ironing is all that remains of his dalliance with the left).

"Celsius 41.11" tells us in no uncertain terms that Bush won the election fair and square, that weapons of mass destruction kind of existed in Iraq, that John Kerry may mean well but is unfit to lead our country, and that the PATRIOT Act is designed to protect Americans, not hinder their civil liberties. In support of these incontrovertible truths, we hear from people like Bill Sammon of the Washington Times (or, as I like to call it, "Moonie River"), think tanker Michael Ledeen of the American Enterprise Institute for Public Policy Research, Swift Boat Veteran for Truth (stop it -- you're killin' me!) and Nixon White House-approved vets' spokesperson John O'Neill, and "terrorism expert" Monsoor Ijaz, as well as the aforementioned Medved. When the writers (Lionel Chetwynd, who directed right-wing fave "The Hanoi Hilton," and Ted Steinberg) need to fill in the gaps between these noted authorities, they put words into the mouth of an anonymous but authoritative narrator (could it be God himself?) who imparts assorted essential facts, explaining, for example, that after the 2000 election, there were "claims of black voter disenfranchisement," but those claims were "never substantiated." And believe me, they tried to find some people of color to talk to, but that would have meant leaving the neighborhood.

more: http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2004/10/27/celsius_41_11/index.html
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:07 PM
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1. That poor reviewer
She probably is a poster child for other movie reviewers. What a HORRIBLE assignment. I can't imagine the pain of being forced to sit through that crap, never mind write about it! I guess all jobs have their shitty sides....
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mcg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:28 PM
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2. Citizens United information

CITIZENS UNITED
Address 4101 Chain Bridge Rd
Fairfax, VA 22030-4100
Floyd Brown President
Boos Michael Vice-President
703-352-4788

I wonder where they got the money, I don't see them listed at
<http://www.publicintegrity.org/527/db.aspx?act=main> so
I guess they're not a 527.

Apparently Citizens United produced the famous "Willie Horton" ads against Michael Dukakis in 1988 and "Gennifer Flowers" ads against
Bill Clinton in the '90s.

The perps at Citizens United:

<http://www.citizensunited.org/about/index.html>

They have done op-eds published in the Washington Times, the
right-wing rag controlled by cult leader and blasphemer
"Rev." Sun Myung Moon.

<http://www.citizensunited.org/op_eds.html>

So let's see, they have no problem with a destructive cult
leader who proclaims himself to be the Messiah and who says
he's communicated with Stalin and Hitler, but they have a
big problem with Bill Clinton and John Kerry. Ah, ok.




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AliceWonderland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 12:10 AM
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3. Last line:
The temperature at which the brain begins to die is irrelevant, when it's already been clubbed to death like a baby seal.
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The Minus World Donating Member (634 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 03:03 AM
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4. Rectal Thermometer
Edited on Wed Oct-27-04 03:03 AM by MagicalSpork
Of course, since such tripe could not possibly withstand critical dissection, it will fall to the ocean floor silently.

Don't expect republicans to take note of these bad reviews, then take a deep inward glance and realize that they're operating on a system of self-delusion, though.

No, the cries of the die-hards will be, "Damn that liberal media! They never gave our movie a chance!"
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