What should we send to the poor Freepers to console them for their loss?

Cary

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:46 AM
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What should we send to the poor Freepers to console them for their loss?

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NeoConsSuck

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:47 AM
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1. Jusk ask them..

Why the long face??

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mark11727

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:47 AM
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2. Shrub.

They want him, they can HAVE him.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:47 AM
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3. bags of flaming dog shit left on their porches

after ringing the doorbell

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Spider Jerusalem

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:48 AM
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4. Copies of "Final Exit" by Derek Humphry.

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Shadder

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:48 AM
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5. The Middle East?

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sister moon

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:48 AM
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6. A potted shrub. n/t

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gratuitous

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:49 AM
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7. A magnum of French wine

The cheap stuff, though. Keep the good stuff for yourselves!

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benburch

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:49 AM
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8. Some "Red, White, and Blue" beer.

Their favorite!!! :puke:

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leftofthedial

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:50 AM
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9. flaming bags of dog shit

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IrateCitizen

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Tue Nov-02-04 12:29 PM
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36. Damn. Somebody beat me to it. Flaming bags of poo.

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T Wolf

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:50 AM
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10. Envelopes of white powder -

you decide whether it is coke or anthrax or talcum.

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ezekiel333

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:50 AM
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11. Kool-Aid eom

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Ganja Ninja

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:51 AM
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12. A gift basket of Kool-Aid and rat poison. n/t

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strizi64

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:51 AM
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13. one-way ticket to POLAND n/t

:puke:

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keta11

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:52 AM
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14. Just tell them they would be

happier in the end that Bush was defeated. They will one day in the future -after the economy improves, they and their ilk get jobs, and the USA is respected in the world again, Osama is captured, terrorism wanes - search for Dems to thank for voting the buffoon out!!!

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TlalocW

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:53 AM
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15. Pictures from 2000

Of republicans holding up Sore Loserman signs.

TlalocW

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DS1

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:53 AM
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16. A wind-up Jack in the Box with Chirac in it

Or Kerry :-)

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MadHound

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:53 AM
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17. As they are so fond of saying

"Send them a Waaaaaa-mbulance"

Sorry, couldn't resist:evilgrin:

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alexisfree

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:54 AM
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18. a warrant for he�s arrest!

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Cary

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:54 AM
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19. How about a replica of Rehnquist's thyroid in a jar?

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Drifter

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:54 AM
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20. How about a taste of respect ....

Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 10:55 AM by Drifter

They are not used to giving it, and probably rarely recognize when it comes their way.

The reason our country is so divided is the ignorant actions of those on the right. Textbook sore winners.

I think we are better than that. AWOL has left us a huge fucking mess, and it is going to take the actions of every American to undo the carnage.

Remember that every person that has voted for AWOL is an American just like you. We are on the same team. Don't forget this or we will not have a team.

Cheers
Drifter

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Cary

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:56 AM
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22. That's the nice answer of course.

Unfortunately the last 4 years has not put me in such a nice mood.

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DS1

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:59 AM
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25. Exactly.

Drifter can deliver the flowers, I'll slip the knife in from behind :grr:

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Dem_Loyalist

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Tue Nov-02-04 12:26 PM
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35. Agreed, but

Will they accept it or just spit on us in anger? They are NOT going to be happy about losing power and who knows what lengths they will go to to keep it.

Or to get even when they DO lose it?

What might some of those crazed cons in control of military weapons DO?

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Cat Atomic

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Tue Nov-02-04 12:34 PM
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38. No, I don't think so. Part of the reason we've been so marginalized

is because the right mocks the left openly. People begin to think you must be absurd if so many people are laughing at you. We should mock them as well.

We should treat them as if their ideas are so insane, they deserve only laughter and dismissal.

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ProfessorGAC

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:54 AM
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21. Nothing

They deserve nothing and they'll get nothing. And like it! Idiots!
The Professor

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PresidentErnestTBass

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:57 AM
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23. Send them some cheese for their whine

Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 10:57 AM by PresidentErnestTBass

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m berst

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Tue Nov-02-04 10:57 AM
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24. documents

The US Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, and the Federalist papers.

They read those, or we don't talk. Turn the hate radio off, and read the documents. Then we talk.

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mtnsnake

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:00 AM
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26. Packing n/t

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Redleg

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:05 AM
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27. Enlistment papers. Kerry said he would increase the size of the Army

by 40,000 troops. Granted that many of these freepers won't be able to hack it with their mental deficiencies.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:06 AM
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28. Heinz ketchup

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Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/

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Justpat

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:12 AM
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29. A copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights

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MallRat

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:13 AM
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30. A can of whoop-ass.

I'll even open it for them.

-MR

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Sin

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:21 AM
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31. A Big Bag

Of pretzels :)

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richabk

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:22 AM
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32. A Bottle of French Wine. n/t

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Jose Diablo

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:48 AM
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33. Can of "Roadkill Meat" n/t

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DinahMoeHum

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:53 AM
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34. A box of diapers.

:evilgrin:

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Cat Atomic

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Tue Nov-02-04 12:31 PM
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37. Pacifiers.

With the following note:

-------------------------------------
November 3rd, 2004
SUBJECT: Election Results
CONTACT: Joe Schmoe
TELEPHONE: 555-555-1212
FAX: 555-555-2121

Dear Bush Fan,

Waaaaahhh!

Sincerely,
Joe Schmoe
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GreenPoet64

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:00 PM
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39. Freedom Fries?

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toddzilla

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:02 PM
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40. how about a huge, ridiculous cup of..

shut the fuck up!!!

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Skidmore

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:02 PM
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41. A lifetime supply of

flipflops, made in China, as a reminder of their boy's economic policies--and administrative style in general.

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Anarcho-Socialist

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:03 PM
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42. Conscription papers for being drafted into the U.S. Army

Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 01:05 PM by The_Enlightenment

They can fight in the Iraq War they love so much.

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lpbk2713

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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43. The latest Halliburton Profit & Loss Statement.

It won't be long before they refer to the present as "the good ol' days".

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Southpaw Bookworm

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:13 PM
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44. The severed limb of a U.S. soldier?

To show them what their warmongering, chickenhawk asses have wrought by being ignorant?

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Blue_Tires

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:21 PM
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45. shotgun sandwich?

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Shakespeare

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:22 PM
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46. A generous helping of "get over it"

It's been a rough four years. Fuck 'em all.

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Ima

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:28 PM
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47. how about

a tee shirt with "I am a loser" on it.

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MsConduct

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:33 PM
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48. A non invitation to the big party we're having! n/t

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oc2002

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:33 PM
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49. A KICK IN THE TEETH, and a 'get over it' to boot.

like they said in 2000, get over it. Whiners. Losers!

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stlchic

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:34 PM
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50. A book of Bushisms...

in a lovely basket with a bag of pretzels, an assortment of Heinz products, and a video of Kerry's acceptance speech.

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MnFats

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:35 PM
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51. An English-to-English dictionary?

bonus: a guide to pronouncing the word "nuclear."

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Hoffnung

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:37 PM
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52. This $20 off $50 coupon at RadioShack

Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 01:38 PM by Hoffnung

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carnie_sf

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:55 PM
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53. A politely worded note

You lost. Get over it. (Along with some white baby powder)

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Tue Nov-02-04 01:57 PM
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54. big steaming bag...

:nopity: of little bitty violins...

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