PHOTO: Bush invokes special Lynndie England salute on Election Day

Rallying the faithful with the Compassionate Conservative "thumbs up"!

Once she's out of President Kerry's house we'll get to researchin' that!

Laura sure has a strange way o' waving. That must be the "I'd rather be
scratching your eyes out" wave.

Is it just an annoying habit, or did she injure it when she ran over her high school sweetheart?

stuck. Goes well with her Lincoln Bedroom decorating taste.

"Put this shit in the attic. Thank you."

... is crooked.

Does that thing LOOK like a leader??
Does it SOUND like a leader??

Really one of the better pics of Pickles, but she still doesn't look quite human.

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She's thinking "This is how many orgasms I've had in my life - the pinkie is W's weinie, and, coincidentally, his contribution to the final total . . ."

an oldie for a good day.............

THE ABU GHRAIB FAMILY SINGERS PRESENT:
"Our Favorite American Songs"

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
(To the tune of “Thanks For The Memory”)

THANKS FOR THE SODOMY
WHILE WE WERE COLD AND WET
YOU HAD A CIGARETTE.
THE INTERNET
WILL NOT FORGET
THE PRESIDENT’S “REGRET”
WE THANK YOU, SO MUCH

AND THANKS FOR THE BROOMSTICK PROBE
YOU MADE US FIRST DISROBE,
WE’VE BEEN SEEN ‘ROUND THE GLOBE
WE THOUGHT HOODS AND ELECTRODES
SURE MADE A CHIC WARDROBE
HOW CLASSY, YOU WERE

WHILE YOU ABUSED EACH TABOO
WE WERE AFRAID FOR OUR LIVES
NOW YOU CAN GIVE RUSH YOUR HIGH-FIVES–
NOTHING MEAN, JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM

AND THANKS, FOR THE PHOTO OP
OF STANDING ON A BOX
WHILE YOU POINTED AT OUR COCKS
WE WEREN’T DEFILED BY PIGGY PILES
BECAUSE YOUR SMILES INSIST
IT WAS JUST “FRAT PRANKS”

THANKS FOR MY NEW NIGHTMARES
ALTHOUGH SADDAM HUSSEIN
SEEMED TO BE INSANE
YOUR "LIBERTY"
IS NEW TO ME
I WISH YOU WOULD EXPLAIN
HOW LUCKY WE ARE...