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IdaBriggs

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Wed Nov-03-04 12:12 AM
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This is a "bad thoughts" thread.

It is strictly intended as a joke. What bad things do you want to happen to the people who voted Republican today?

I want them to need back surgery due to the pain from walking around with their heads stuck up their asses all day. :)

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realisticphish

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Wed Nov-03-04 12:16 AM
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1. locusts

any one of the plagues, would do nicely

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

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Spider Jerusalem

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Wed Nov-03-04 12:17 AM
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2. Colon cancer, tertiary syphilis, and advanced dementia.

All at once.

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unkachuck

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Wed Nov-03-04 12:18 AM
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3. a Kerry victory....

....that's the worst thing I'd like to see happen to any Republican voter....outside of catching bird-flu and dieing....

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intheflow

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Wed Nov-03-04 12:18 AM
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4. The rapture comes but -- SURPRISE!

They're the ones sent to the burning fires of hell. The rest of us go sweetly into nirvana.

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chicagojoe

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Wed Nov-03-04 01:35 AM
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13. Even better...

...as the "rapture" begins, the ones on the way up get to about 30,000 feet and then the "rapture" gets cancelled.

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porphyrian

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Wed Nov-03-04 12:28 AM
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5. Chronic explosive diarrhea. - n/t

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Dukkha

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Wed Nov-03-04 12:32 AM
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6. Canada Invades US

Edited on Wed Nov-03-04 12:33 AM by Neo

All red states hit hard! A smoldering mess!

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intheflow

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Wed Nov-03-04 01:06 AM
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8. Spare us that worked hard for Kerry in red states, Canada!

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chicagojoe

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Wed Nov-03-04 01:38 AM
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14. We'll be happy to have you join us in a blue state when we...

...leave the US and join Canada. Then the red states can go right back to where they were in 1861---except NO slaves. What are they gonna do then, huh?!?! What are they gonna do then?!?!

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intheflow

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Wed Nov-03-04 12:32 AM
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7. Kick'd because this is cathartic.

:kick:

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loudsue

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Wed Nov-03-04 01:14 AM
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9. May all their children die in bush's wars.....

EEEEwwwwwww! That's BAD karma!! But...it did make me feel better temporarily. Until the guilt set in.

<loudsue....sometimes a nice person, but not tonite, for sure >

:kick:

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libhill

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Wed Nov-03-04 01:17 AM
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10. Piss on 'em -

that's what they voted for, so they can just suck it up.

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ikojo

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Wed Nov-03-04 01:17 AM
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11. For me I do not see it as a joke because only when people

begin to feel the effects of bad choices will they want to correct or change those choices....

I hope everyone who voted for Bush gets to experience the following:

EXTENDED unemployment
NO health insurance: experience an illness and not get followup care because there is no health insurance.
A kid or themselves go to Iraq because the military is the only way they or their progeny can go to college.

Yes, I truly wish these things on people who think Bush is all that. I am so far from joking about this. As far as I am concerned everyone (and I am sure this includes most of my siblings) who voted for Bush can KISS MY ASS!

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amandabeech

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Wed Nov-03-04 03:20 AM
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17. Bush is going to try to substitute a national sales tax for

the income tax, the capital gains tax and probably the corporate tax. He'll call it an "investment tax", but only those making a lot more money than most of us will be able to invest tax free because we have to spend just about every penney to stay afloat.

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Aunt Anti-bush

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Wed Nov-03-04 01:24 AM
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12. I want the sky to open and Jesus to come down from the clouds...

and let them know what he REALLY thinks about all of this! God help them. God help us all.

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Robbie67

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Wed Nov-03-04 01:45 AM
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15. I'm way ahead of you.

n/t

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this_side_up

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Wed Nov-03-04 03:15 AM
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16. Big surprise in store for

Republicans.

They are going to hell.

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