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This is an email that my friend sent me. It is truly inspiring...
Hey Everybody,
I don't know about you all, but this is one of the more difficult days I have ever experienced. It feels like I woke up on Christmas morning and found my new puppy choking to death on what was left of the shredded remains of my family after a terrible wood chipper accident. Really shitty feeling.
I went to bed last night after it became pretty clear that the provisional ballots in Ohio weren't going to be enough to cover all the idiots who put their belief in a fairy tale called Evangelical Christianity instead of that tried and true paradigm, common sense.
In my dreams, Tucker Carlson gave Florida back to Kerry as his bow tie spun and the I-75 corridor turned from red to blue. Then Robert Novak's treasonous turkey neck quivered as Wolf Blitzer announced that Missouri had gone for the non-fascist-assholes ticket. Then I woke up into the nightmare that is today. Bush just had a lie for every type of idiot.
Anyway, it is what it is. Let's take today to be angry and incredulous, but let's wake up tomorrow and get right back in their fucking faces. It was pretty awesome to see new voters mobilized by the likes of P-Diddy and an army of other youth icons, but next time let's make sure they know who to vote for. If you just hand an imbecile a hammer and tell him to build a house, you'll end up with a Yurt that misleads its nation into unnecessary wars. We learned that one the hard way it seems. These people are stupid; we must hold their hands next time.
And next time, let's make sure the "center" of American politics isn't what was known as "right-wing assholotry" just a few short years ago. Let's get started now. I'm going to go smoke some medical marijuana, abort an unwanted pregnancy and harvest the stem cells, and get gay married after work today. I encourage y'all to do the same. If we make that shit mainstream, they won't be able to take it away from us or use it against us next time.
For the reals though, let's stop whining and start doing. It's going to take more than the vote to get rid of this neo-con disease. Americans have had the lazy luxury of the vote to cleanse the zealots out of the system for the last 200 years, but those days are over. I'm definitely NOT talking about violence; we're not at that point yet. But sometimes democracy fails, and that's when people have to get off their asses and start changing things. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I'm pretty sure it will involve me spending less time playing Tekken Tag and more time volunteering for shit. Oh, and the term "grass roots" probably applies as well. Cool man, whatever it takes. Sacrifice is a bitch but the evil fuckers are worse.
A co-worker quipped today, "What's red and has 58 million assholes? America." But we can't forget that 55 million people voted for the right guys, including a large majority of the people in the places that really matter in terms of not being terrible places to live. That's 55 million people who are fucking pissed today just like us. We still have a great country, now let's go save it from the idiots.
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