This little thread, you must view: "Your state is red; my state is blue"

Just received this from a friend and it made me laugh. No offense intended to all the DUers in the red states - this is simply satire, you have my deepest respect and best wishes! Feel free to add a verse, if you're up to it. :hi: :grouphug:


My State is Blue by Adam Wasson

Today you are joyous while I'm filled with rue
Your state is red; my state is blue

I canvassed, I voted, what more could I do?
Your state is red; my state is blue

I want diplomacy, you like a coup
Your state is red; my state is blue

You protect companies I want to sue
Your state is red; my state is blue

You promote abstinence, I like to screw
Your state is red; my state is blue

You say "be strong," and I say "be true"
Your state is red; my state is blue

I said "invasion," and you said "rescue"
Your state is red; my state is blue

I say "homophobia," you say "value"
Your state is red; my state is blue

My pets go "meow," and your pets go "moo" ( :evilgrin: )
Your state is red; my state is blue

I like rights (say, free speech) you want to undo
Your state is red; my state is blue

You like the Cowboys, I side with the Sioux
Your state is red; my state is blue

You think each word in the Bible is true
Your state is red; my state is blue

You're killing health care and I've got the flu
Your state is red; my state is blue

I fought the good fight, did all I could do
Your state is red; my state is blue

There are millions of me, and yet more of you
Your state is red; my state is blue

Oh Cheney, oh Cheney, you bastard, I'm through
Your state is red; my state is blue

lol

On Edit:

You say "Praise Him", I say "WHO?"
Your state is Red, My state is Blue.

They ask about scriptures; I haven't a clue!
Your state is Red, My state is Blue. ;)

I laughed out loud at that one :)

I'm just evil enough to do an x-rated version...maybe tomorrow! :evilgrin:

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FIGHT! Take this country back one town and state at a time!
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/electionreform.htm

Seriously, why shouldn't I vote Green locally, and Democratic in national elections? I'd be interested in hearing from Green DUers... :hi:

voluntary clean elections. Still, I would encourage you to look into the Greens or other Progressive parties. Or be a Dem and vote outside the party now and then. :)

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FIGHT! Take this country back one town and state at a time!
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/electionreform.htm

I don'wanna live in Jesusland!!! HELP!!!!!

God, if wasn't all so tragic - it would be funny. :grouphug:

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If you dont mind I would like to make copies of it and had it out to my neighbors since I live in repuke county PA. BUT my state is BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blessings
~~Celtic

Bright blessing to you, too.

And I will do just that :)

I want my electoral votes (and state tax dollars) in blue hands.

I'm with you there, friend. I'm literally ten minutes away from the border.

We would love to have you with us!

Cheers,
Kim :toast:

:kick:

I'll have a fine Cab, and you'll just sniff glue
Your state is red; my state is blue

My state is Red, your state is Blue.

I did what I could, and you still say "Fuck YOU"
My state is RED, your state is BLUE.

:hug:

The mouth-breathers really think they DO have a mandate.

I don't need this shit from "my own kind".

ALL kinds of "offense taken".

My state is RED, and your state is BLUE.

But even in Texas, I giggled at "moo"
My state is red, and your state is blue.

Seriously, it's just satire. They're all purple states anyway. :thumbsup: :grouphug:

Thank you, thank you! That lyric just made my night! :7 :hi: :pals:

Democracy squinches at the districts you drew
Your state is red; my state is blue

--IMM

Your state is red, my state is blue

You think mankind is 2000, I say four million and two,
Your state is Red, My state is Blue.

note the original was "Daddy, Daddy, you bastard, I'm through," where she made references to her "Nazi/German" father. Interesting.

Your state is red; my state is blue.

All Democrats in red or blue states need a little laughter.

Sonia

your state is red my state is blue