So when do you think the GOP will campaign against Witchcraft?

bleedingheart

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Fri Nov-05-04 02:49 PM
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So when do you think the GOP will campaign against Witchcraft?

I am all excited...perhaps we can have Ashcroft dress up as Cotton Mather and hold public hearings...

I bet they will sell out tickets to their stadium "witch burnings" cuz based on how people are behaving we are headed in that direction..

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amazona

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Fri Nov-05-04 02:53 PM
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1. they already campaign against witchcraft

At least in the south they do.

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CornField

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:09 PM
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5. They try -- didn't you know pagans were to blame for 9-11?

We were also to blame for Abu Gharib.

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bleedingheart

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:13 PM
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11. yeah and Harry Potter because they can't separate fact from

literary fiction..

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The empressof all

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Fri Nov-05-04 02:54 PM
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2. I say stone the Adulterers

If we burn the witches then we must Stone the Adulterers. It's in the Bible for God's sake!

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madinmaryland

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:07 PM
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4. That sounds great!!

Lets start with Oxy-rush, Henry Hyde, Newt Gingrich, Bob Livingston,

:evilgrin:

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The empressof all

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:13 PM
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10. How about Rudy G

Thrice married Adulterer (once to a cousin)

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bleedingheart

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:11 PM
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7. yup...but that can be part of the stadium pre-show

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the Princess

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Fri Nov-05-04 02:56 PM
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3. Witches have been through this before.........

And NEVER AGAIN!!

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EmperorHasNoClothes

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:10 PM
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6. Gayness... the new Witchcraft

Not to mention Blackness, Liberalness, and I-don't-agree-with-the-prezident-ness

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VelmaD

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:11 PM
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8. don't forget Womanness

Goddess forbid anyone should be a black, liberal, lesbian witch who doesn't agree with the pretzeldent.

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americanwomanone

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:13 PM
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9. They Are Lighting their Torches As We Speak. n/t

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blindpig

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Fri Nov-05-04 03:26 PM
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12. after all gay & lesbian folk are safely in re-education camps

I just can't figure out who's next, pagans or tree huggers. They will, of course, come for us all if given the chance.

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