The Conservative Dictionary

Agenda - Scheme

Dred Scott - Roe V. Wade

Faith Based _____ - Theocratic _____

Flat Tax - Robbery

Freedom Fighters - Terrorists

An Elected President who won fair and square - Dictator
Example:
Pat Robertson: "Charles Taylor is the Elected President of Liberia" (Paraphrase)
George W. Bush

God - Money

Jesus - Money

Legislation - Rigging

Liberal (When they are talking to each other) - Conservative
For example:
They say "The Liberal Media"
They are really saying "The Conservative Media"

Operation Enduring Freedom - Armageddon

Prayer - Money

Privatization - abolition

Roe V. Wade - All Women's Rights

Social Security - Piggy Bank

Terror Alert - Approval Rating Booster

Theologian - Secretary of State

(I will edit to add more things)

light - dark
freedom - oppression
clean air - polution
healthy forests - chopped down trees
honorable Viet Nam Veteran - traitor
awol drunken incompetent chimp - Emperor
etc etc etc

Agenda - get rich quick scheme

Mandate - carte blanche to unleash hell

Operation Enduring Freedom - Armageddon

Theologian - Secretary of State

Social Security - piggy bank

Legislation - 'rigging'

GDP - 'our' money

Welfare - 'their' money

Privatization - abolition

Flat tax - robbery