OK here is how we win 2008 - Democratic Underground

AnIndependentTexan

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Sat Nov-06-04 03:19 AM
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OK here is how we win 2008

Don't change your party values, but run me instead. I'm Jesus and I want to be your next President. I've been living in a small town known as south park. I believe with my strong belief of Christian Values I can win. If they try to smear me then I'll tell them that I died for their sins. If Bush tries to say that it is DIVINE that he be President again in 2008. Then all I will have to say is stop using my fathers name in vein. Then Millions of Christians will cheer because they will see him for what he really is a false prophet. So vote Jesus because I approve this message.

BTW Satire.

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AnIndependentTexan

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Sat Nov-06-04 03:19 AM
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1. aww he hasn't even started to run yet and Karl Rove is already attacking

http://www.wiseass.org/html/content-jesus.html

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bullimiami

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Sat Nov-06-04 03:23 AM
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2. the sad thing is.

we could literally run jesus for president.
they would vilify him, slander him, ridicule him and then steal the election from him.
all of the time telling us how they are all about moral values.

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Kire

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Sat Nov-06-04 03:25 AM
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3. he'd have a better shot at city council, first

then, Assembly, then Congress, then maybe a Cabinet post, and finally, POTUS

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Webster Green

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Sat Nov-06-04 03:29 AM
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4. They would have him locked up in camp X-ray......

..with electrodes attached to his nuts.

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LibertyorDeath

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Sat Nov-06-04 03:33 AM
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5. Jesus VS Diebold ES&S Sequoia

This just in Despite 100% turn out Jesus has lost to Jeb Bush

Zogby puzzled by result :)

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