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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:13 AM Original message |
All Hail the NEW and improved EXTREME JESUS! |
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NuttyFluffers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:15 AM Response to Original message |
1. I miss Buddy Jesus already... |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:19 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. do not taunt EXTREME JESUS |
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requiem99 (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:20 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. LOL, I have to admit, that got a big laugh even from me. |
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sangh0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 08:59 PM Response to Reply #3 |
54. Me too |
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Brundle_Fly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:21 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. EXTREME JESUS |
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elepet (316 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:25 AM Response to Reply #2 |
9. Crusades |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:05 PM Response to Reply #9 |
75. Let's just ship 'em all over there |
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Obviousman (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
43. you made my day |
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Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:52 PM Response to Reply #2 |
71. OMFG, Mopaul, EXTREME JESUS will crucify you for that! |
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Lost Creek (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 11:23 PM Response to Reply #2 |
97. My first real laugh since black tuesday |
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theHandpuppet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:21 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. You must be thinking of his cousin... |
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TaleWgnDg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:35 AM Response to Reply #1 |
11. nah, the newbie-self-righteous "Jesus" looks like this: |
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Laelth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:16 PM Response to Reply #11 |
66. Or this? |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:09 PM Response to Reply #66 |
76. More like this... |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 05:17 PM Response to Reply #66 |
99. Oh. Good. Gravy. |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 11:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
98. I saw his picture just the other day - here it is... |
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freetobegay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:22 AM Response to Original message |
6. Jesus Frigging Christ! |
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ogradda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:24 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. so to speak.. |
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Ruffhowse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:24 AM Response to Original message |
8. Oh yeah!!! Extreme Jesus don't take no shit! But how do you integrate |
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Ruffhowse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:30 AM Response to Original message |
10. Oh, I know what Extreme Jesus wears. It's a NASCAR-like jumpsuit but |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:37 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. EXTREME JESUS has an M-16 & is loaded for bear |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:50 PM Response to Reply #12 |
30. Priceless....my gut hurts from laughing! |
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ogradda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:38 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. he has a copy of the bible in one hand |
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highpitch (28 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:38 AM Response to Original message |
14. YEAAAAAAAH IM HARDCORE BABY |
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lightbulb (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:41 AM Response to Original message |
15. It's about time he took off the gloves and caught up with |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:56 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. get thee behind me wimpy jesus, make way for EXTREME JESUS |
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hatrack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 12:02 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Hey kids! Don't forget the Extreme Jesus (tm) Action Figure!! |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:24 PM Response to Reply #17 |
59. Yes, but little Johnny wants to know... |
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SomthingsGotaGive (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
18. kick |
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Gregorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
19. Extreme Jesus says- cheap gas is worth fighting for. |
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requiem99 (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
20. here is a picture of EXTREME JESUS. (previous title was too confusing) |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:12 PM Response to Reply #20 |
44. sick and hilarious......n/t |
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requiem99 (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:15 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Note the red background. EXTREME JESUS is a Republican! |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
21. All unwed mothers are sluts...even Mary!!! |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
22. All illegitimate children are Bastards |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
23. Render unto Caesar's Incorporated and then give me the rest.. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
24. I long for the days good old days, when plastic Jusus was hot! |
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Mandate My Ass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:57 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. New bumpersticker: "I am God's copilot" |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
25. Will drugs be cheaper in Heaven than they are in Canada? |
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lateo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:19 PM Response to Reply #25 |
80. Brilliant |
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Melinda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
26. And now for Jesusland!!!!!!!! |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:03 PM Response to Reply #26 |
38. I don't want to live in Jesusland |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #38 |
48. Me, either |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:25 PM Response to Reply #48 |
68. Either works for me! |
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ilovenicepeople (883 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:54 PM Response to Reply #68 |
72. GOD BET'S AMERICA!!!! |
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Cooley Hurd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:22 PM Response to Reply #26 |
58. Jeebusland National Anthem: |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:25 PM Response to Reply #26 |
61. Bet they molest children in Jesusland |
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Djinn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 10:06 PM Response to Reply #61 |
92. yep and protestantland, and jewishland, and islamland |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
27. When is the action film rated HV (Holy Violence) due out? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:49 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. I think that's it on CNN right now! |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
29. For the EJ movie |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
31. How does EXTREME JESUS feel about "The Queers"? |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:57 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. The bodies of the Queers will grease the treads of Extreme Jesus's tanks! |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:05 PM Response to Reply #34 |
39. Is that you Jerry? |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:17 PM Response to Reply #34 |
47. now yer talkin....n/t |
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walldude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
32. Extreme Jesus says if you want to go to heaven |
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requiem99 (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:00 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. SERIOUS JESUS... good enough! |
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GingerSnaps (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
35. Extreme Jesus says |
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H2O Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
37. One question: |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:07 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. EXTREME JESUS MOTOR OIL |
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H2O Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:30 PM Response to Reply #41 |
49. That has potential. |
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sonicx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:14 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. Anything that Walmart sells. |
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Jack Schitt (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
40. Extreme Jesus can go to Hell. |
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Kimber Scott (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
42. Fucketh them all! ROFLMAO! nt |
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Kahutec (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 05:44 PM Response to Reply #42 |
50. The Democrat Party is doomed! |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 06:02 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. born with no sense of humor eh? |
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Kimber Scott (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:05 PM Response to Reply #50 |
55. I have my own Higher Power, I don't need yours, or anybody elses. |
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walldude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:33 PM Response to Reply #50 |
63. Humor impared are we? I'd tell you to go |
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Laelth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:11 PM Response to Reply #50 |
65. It's called satire. |
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NuttyFluffers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 08:53 PM Response to Reply #42 |
52. Forgive them father, they know not to stand still... |
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HappinessPie (123 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
53. Does that mean I have to get rid of my Nice Jesus on Wheels statue? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:13 PM Response to Reply #53 |
56. The GW Bush Junior Miss Cheerleaders for Jaaaaazuz! |
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The Zanti Regent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
57. You forgot EXTREME JESUS is into AYN RAND |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
60. Jesus was always about hate and intolerance. |
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zeemike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:35 PM Response to Reply #60 |
69. You are the one full of shit |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:45 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Sorry old man |
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zeemike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:56 PM Response to Reply #70 |
73. Oh what bullshit |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:10 PM Response to Reply #73 |
77. Jesus did it. |
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zeemike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:23 PM Response to Reply #77 |
83. your kiss is in the TV |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:28 PM Response to Reply #83 |
85. A common ground |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:22 PM Response to Reply #73 |
82. And if that is not good enough |
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zeemike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:27 PM Response to Reply #82 |
84. It has been years sense I have smote anyone |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:29 PM Response to Reply #84 |
86. Smote? |
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zeemike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:41 PM Response to Reply #86 |
88. English is not my best language |
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Nimble_Idea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
62. EXTREME JESUS is so mean |
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greekspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
64. So when will Extreme Jesus rip the Keys to Heaven from Peter's hand |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
67. Oh PLEASE will someone create an EXTREME JESUS logo?????? |
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LMG (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:21 PM Response to Reply #67 |
81. Extreme Jesus |
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Straight Shooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
74. I want an EXTREME JESUS crucifix necklace |
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socalover (359 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
78. Great stuff.... nt |
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AgadorSparticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
79. Praise E-Jaysas!! Glory be for us and us alone! |
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Wols (194 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-06-04 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
87. Billiant! |
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Ruffhowse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
89. bump |
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Laelth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 09:38 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. Kick |
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RhodaGrits (688 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
91. I had just orderted my bumper sticker online that says - |
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FizzFuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
93. I'm resurecting EXTREME JESUS!! |
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harpo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
94. you guys crack me up |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
95. WTF? |
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FizzFuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-07-04 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
96. And as for your women |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-08-04 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
100. woo woo....numero one hundred for EXTREME JESUS |
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